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[assosome]

When you’re gay and something bad happens

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[kaijuno]

As you may have heard, Oregon was one of two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas. But, on Jan 1st, a law went into effect saying they could pump their own gas. There were many complaints about “leaving kids in the car is dangerous!”, “I’m going to smell like gasoline!”, and “what if a homeless person tries to talk to me while I’m out in the open!” and it’s honestly Fucking Hilarious

[seanhagen]

How did these people survive this long.

[skyefullofdaisies]

Oh gee, I don’t know. Taking the 3 minutes it takes to learn how to pump gas MUST mean we have no idea how to do the basic necessities of living, either. Great logical leap there. How have you survived this long leaping to ridiculous conclusions?

Those aren’t even pictures of Oregonians, ya jack ass.

[kaijuno]

its also against the law in Oregon to take a joke apparently

[bodty]

Jean and Marco live in a gritty urban city where not a day goes by without a mug case in some shady corner of their town. Marco Bodt is just another ordinary office worker, but has a secret no one knows about.. He possesses supernatural abilities and soughts to bring justice to their corrupted society. He takes out thugs when no one’s looking and keeps it under wraps so nobody knows exactly who he really is.

Jean Kirschtein is a young journalist who needs a story to really prove himself and he becomes obsessed with this mysterious hero. He really wants to figure out who this man is so he can get an exclusive interview with him.

My gift for @zoe-bug in the Jeanmarco Gift Exchange‼️ HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMASS  <3

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[camalilium]

Hmph

[i-remade-glaycia-deactivated201]

relationship goals

[hecaerge-deactivated20150315]

more like

[gengarite]

let’s all win

[bobacupcake]

please

[ricknick450]

Don’t normally like Christmas songs but this is the shit *Q*

[biteythevillain]

theyre fixin him & its like when u gotta return a christmas gift so u get the thing u actually wanted

[ricknick450]

It’s times like this i really appreciate Blizzard. Most companies would just tell us to deal with it! Love you Blizzard <3!

[104-headcanon-corps]

Halloween headcanon tommorw

I’m taking this as what they’ve dressed up as for Halloween. I hope that’s okay! If you want more, please feel free to ask! 

Eren: Spiderman (And he makes the most out of Parkour throughout the evening.) 

Mikasa: The Classic Witch (she loves being traditional when it comes to Halloween, giving it her own personal flair) 

Armin: Luke Skywalker (Lightsaber and all)

Jean: Batman (and fights with Eren all night on whether DC or Marvel is better, having built a Justice League of his own to prove his point.) 

Marco: Superman (Jean convinces him to join his Justice League, and Marco’s fine with it.)

Annie: Misty from Pokemon (She dyes her hair red temporarily, and it’s actually really cute and she kinda likes it)

Reiner: Ash Ketchum (He spray-dyes his hair black too, and that’s more of a mess than he anticipated, but eh.) 

Bertholdt: Brock from Pokemon (These three are usually a group, and they went classic this year) 

Sasha: Wonder Woman (Jean convinced her to join his Justice League, and she was happy to comply cause Wonder Woman’s the best and Sasha feels so powerful and beautiful all night) 

Connie: Robin (Jean tried to get him to be Aquaman or Green Lantern to finish the Justice League, but Connie refused and chose to be Robin instead so he’s still a part of the group.)

Ymir: A Ghost that’s literally just a sheet with eye holes (She didn’t think much about this and the holiday snuck up on her, okay?) (Or Wesley from The Princess Bride, if you’re in a shippy mood)

Historia: Buttercup from The Princess Bride (And she’s adorable.) 

[ricknick450]

Omg Jean and Marco are so cute <3

[u1-qtj]

https://missgangrel.deviantart.com/art/Misterious-Destiny-452823590

[ricknick450]

Omg she's so cool

[residentevil2remake]

[ricknick450]

Gonna lose it. I love bayonetta so much 😙😙😙😙

[kiryukazumas-deactivated2018112]

[romantictensions]

[ricknick450]

Same Deidara....same.

[ricknick450]

How on earth did I miss this tune from Shakira. 

[rancid-gravity]

Yoshesque seems to have been right - it looks like the Bayonetta in the Bayo 3 teaser doesn’t have a mole / beauty mark.

That seems to pretty significantly hint towards the alternate universe side of things - especially with Kamiya stating that the mole appeared after Bayonetta had a ‘significant experience’ - if not for the ribbons and red jewel in the watch, I’d say it was a Cereza who’d never met her future self as a child. But with all this, they’re clearly hinting at some point of divergence.

[ricknick450]

Omg the conspiracies I love it. As long as my queen is alright we’re all good.

[minieverfeel]

Visit Original Link

[ricknick450]

How do the Americans put it?

[games-frontier]

Source

[ricknick450]

Damn some of the Overwatch ladies look class