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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Love Begins
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almost home
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Kaledo Art
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Stranger Things
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noise dept.
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@ricottapossum
It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.
Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.
^^^
did you put out the plate of musket gunpowder and coca cola for uncle sam tonight
God it's been so long since I've posted. Do I just remake my Tumblr at this point? IDK. I've just been depressed offline for a while. Bit o' lurking, y'know.
i say we give it 3 days just to be sure
Three on the head, you know they're dead.
When I first read this I thought they meant the popes were divided into three parts. No. They were buried in three increasingly larger coffins, one inside the other. Like babushka dolls.
The last one contains a surprise!
why can’t the catholics be normal about anything
WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO
poob DOESN'T have it for me. they've had ENOUGH of me
Asking AI for information is like asking your drunk uncle for information. Usually wrong, definitely untrustworthy, and a little bit racist.
...There I was, veritably myself again.
This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE
Basically, every single childhood fable could be renamed to "Shut The Fuck Up" without losing too much in the translation.
Three Little Pigs? Shut the fuck up about knocking houses down and just do it.
Princess and the Pea? Shut the fuck up about your accommodations.
Boy Who Cried Wolf? Shut the fuck up.
Little Red Riding Hood? Well, you got me there.
For the most part, though, basically every classic story we tell kids has a lot to do with not making so much noise all the time. And there's a reason for that. Back in the 8th century, pseudo-nomadic Bavarian settlers began to suspect that their little part of Europe was not as unoccupied as they first thought. Something was there with them, and what's worse, it seemed to prey on the loudest members of their community.
Politicians, obviously, were the first to go, ripped apart and devoured in the middle of the night. Loudmouths of all stripes would eventually be consumed, they realized. Suddenly, a lot of street-corner hawking of goods and foods became extremely quiet. This period of relative calm caused a bunch of writers to have one fewer reason for procrastination, and many of them ended up "getting over their writers' block" for fear that their editor would yell at them and get the both of them masticated by an unknown, hostile force in the night.
Many children's stories were written, so many that the market became flooded from these productions. Customers would go to the bookstore, see a sea of Bavarian books, and become overwhelmed. Some would stick around, looking for a different region, but would leave empty-handed.
They had to do something, and that "something" was to invent the small mountain nation of Switzerland, which didn't actually exist back then, but has since developed a plausible backstory for its existence by a concerted government project to edit Wikipedia. Now, with the illusion of choice, customers could pick either a Bavarian or Swiss book. This problem was eventually solved on its own, once the authors became rich enough to move away from a country where they routinely ran the risk of being eaten by loudmouth-seeking monsters.
As a result, this tradition has carried on to the present day, often without childrens' fiction writers realizing that they were propagating this particular trauma for all eternity by imitating the works of their literati heroes.
Now you know the reason why children's books are all about being quiet. Or it could be that kids make a lot of noise. Both of these sound plausible, but just to be on the safe side, I would try not to shout while visiting any part of Bavaria.
Today I learned that Don Bluth was going to make an adult-leaning adaptation of Dracula back in 2009, but it ultimately fell apart. Aw man.
Although judging from the article Joss Whedon was apparently due to write the script, so like the potential Whedon Wonder Woman movie from around that period, probably dodged a bullet there also.
Bluth was also apparently going to make a Beauty and the Beast adaptation back in the 1980s, only for that not to go anywhere either.
Reblogged, I remain amused by just how done Beauty looks in the second image.
“I just can’t even with this guy”
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out
Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either
Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.
#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film
Is the boss sending people to be brutally murdered and buried on a Christmas tree farm, or are they about to fall in love with Jilted Fiance?
I now very much need a horror film that masquerades as a Hallmark Movie. The romance is a C-plot.
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
(via orc-sign-language)
References to “the Seven Seas” are found throughout history, but the exact list varies by time and culture. Here are three of the most popular lists
POV POV
They really wanted there to be seven. It had a nice ring to it.
Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.
100% REALLY I hunted this whale noise-wolf howl combo for twenty minutes while it seemed to come from every direction at once before getting close enough to confirm it had a tune by trespassing into a bog.
I agree this seems like the best guess! Which only raises more follow up questions within me.
Deeply cursed, feel like I'm about to be kidnapped by the fae, and I love the sound with every fiber of my being
Image from a bygone age
Kakashi came on short notice from a meeting with the Board of Accounting
Thats literally fucking naruto what is your problem
Yeah that tracks
