Prince of the Halflings

Alyssa. 19. She/her/hers. LOTR/Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/other stuff.

[seidkonaz]

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

[ryancrobert]

the actual plot to three completely separate buffy episodes

[boringchrist]

[falloutkid]

Okay but what if Amelia Earhart disappeared because her plane crashed on Themyscira just like Steve Trevor’s and she decided to stay there to live a happy lesbian life

[wilwheaton]

HEADCANON: UPDATED.

[riddlesinthedarkness]

mystique, who is perfectly capable of controlling her very useful mutant power of shapeshifting: dont control your powers, you should embrace them~

scott summers, who is completely unable to control his significantly less useful mutant power of shooting lasers out of his face forever: yeah that's real fuckin neato

[lesbianshepard]

hey quick question when can we have normal fucking headlines back

[jasonpriestley]

X-Men Premiere, 2000

[ronchronchronch]

wow where to begin

[earthbian]

characters ur lesbian goth-loving self had a crush on as a kid moodboard

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

[beigemutual-blog]

firewatch

[marisatomay]

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

so..is it?

[marisatomay]

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

[atalienart]

Professor

[quixoticrobotic]

as a child i thought constantly about an alternate reality where Remus killed Romulus and founded Reme and we all studied The Ancient Remens and the Remen Empire and the Greco-Remen Gods an people said “When in Reme…” and “Reme wasnt built in a day”

like i just though a lot about that but no one else ever brought it up

[tachypodion]

- Drunk Remus Lupin at 2AM

[riddlesinthedarkness]

film buff: what's your favorite western?

me: holes

[captain-fucking-levi]

[rigbone]

Black Mirror season 4

[gifsboom]

[thcrin]

#me at life

[tastefullyoffensive]

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