iv :3

❝I swear to you that to think too much is a disease, a real, actual disease.❞ — Fyodor Dostoevsky (Ѳедоръ Достоевскій)

[riddletea]

Welcome to Iv's Blog!!

Hello! Hallo! Приветствую! I'm Iv, and I'm excited that you've stumbled upon my blog! My pronouns are they / them, and I identify as agender and queer.

This blog will likely be mostly in English, but expect a handful of others as I'm learning other languages, and plan on living in as many different places as possible, and it will be documented. If you don't understand something, or want further clarification, feel free to send me an ask!!

Currently Learning : Russian, German

Do you have book, movie, or podcast recommendations? Send them to me via ask or to my inbox!!

Do you want help learning a new language or skill? Send me an ask or inquire in my inbox!!

My asks and inbox are open for a variety of topics, so please feel free to take advantage of that.

FYI : Not free of politics!! Fuck ICE and fuck MAGA too. Pro-Palestine. Pro-LGBTQ+. Communist. Humanitarian. I am against censorship. Anti-Harassment.

I might occasionally post about my religious beliefs.

Will block at my own discretion.

DNI : Basic DNI I guess. Just don't be a dick.

❝If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.❞ — Vincent van Gogh to Theo van Gogh, January 1885

Because I can't yap endlessly to my friends (sadly) about my daily happenings, what I'm learning, and my general thoughts, I'm forcing it upon Tumblr instead.

This post was last updated on March 10th, 2026.

[ffishstick]

I was a fish before it was cool

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works

[anajudraws]

in his natural habitat

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[grubbylilgoblin]

@ghostdinner

[riddletea]

of course of course

[fisheem4mmal]

Happy 6th Anniversary to Twisted Wonderland!

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[egophiliac]

OKAY now that I've stopped freaking out, here's, idk, some speculation/inevitably extremely inaccurate guesses for the new boys!! because. I just wanted to draw them even though we don't really know what they look like yet! 🤷 I am just SO charmed by that fork ancient traditional mercomb in Rielle's hair. incredibly jazzed to meet him and Jasman properly!!

of course now my main focus is on two things:

-> are we gonna get those unique magics? they're not just gonna leave us hanging there, right? right?!

-> I need to see that Alice uniform immediately so I can draw Che'nya in it. he's going to look ridiculous. I can't wait.

[melonthesprigatito]

Anybody else?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[riddletea]

I’m about to start biting people. Rabies edition.

[samijen]

Year of the fire horse 🔥 Burn bright like a star💫

[ieafy]

Lily of the valley, gouache 🌱

[pqrqde]

🐉

[k-eke]

They bounce! 🧡💚💙