[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[riddleworlder]

what if you love someone and they live somewhere and they die and there's no reason to go there ever again. i can't go to detroit, i'd miss you too much. theres nothing like a michigan fall but people say that everywhere

[unteriors]

119th Avenue, Woodinville, Washington.

[bastam]

i understand the hip people who are like "experiences > things" but also to some extent it's like THINGS IS EXPERIENCES though. Things is the experience of getting the thing. fuck me you're making me sound like a scummy materialist and that's making me angry. I think my anger will force me out of the house to go and get a pack of cigarettes. which I will... [eyebrow raising to suggest I am making a profound point] experience.... smoking

[vastscope]

I don’t have no quarrel with the whole “things and experience” connection. But in regard to your text post you should review the rules for singular nouns and plural nouns. Your choice of using is instead of are caused me to become very weary after about two seconds into reading the post. Have a nice day

[bastam]

Shit the fuck up

[riddleworlder]

well, isn't this cozy, all of us thinking we're the loneliest person in the world all together

[3liza]

"ok well in MY school," your school was wrong. this is really common with schools. they routinely teach us a lot of bullshit. we all understand this until it comes down to something we've been doing wrong for 20 years and are mad at being called out on

[ominous-signs]

a sign from work :)

[important-cat-pics]

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[deadgenerations]

I like how we can have nuanced debates about what the best album covers are and what's the best of all time but the argument over what the worst album cover of all time was handily settled recently and never needs to be debated again, because nothing could ever be worse than the album cover for Drake's Certified Lover Boy, an album cover that makes me physically recoil on reflex

[tilthat]

TIL English inventor Joseph Merlin designed the first roller skates for a masquerade party in 1760. Not bothering to practice, he smashed into a wall length mirror upon entrance.

via ift.tt

[allawander]

This is the best, most on-brand way for roller skates to be introduced to the world.

[gurguliare]

“One of his ingenious novelties was a pair of skaites contrived to run on wheels. Supplied with these and a violin, he mixed in the motley group of one of Mrs Cowley’s masquerades at Carlisle House; when not having provided the means of retarding his velocity, or commanding its direction, he impelled himself against a mirror of more than five hundred pounds value, dashed it to atoms, broke his instrument to pieces and wounded himself most severely”

[argumate]

the internet tells me that five hundred pounds in 1760 is the equivalent of over a hundred thousand dollars today, nice work.

[lakevida]

literally for real going crazy in such a cyclical and incommunicable way i feel like im 14. hellooooo sufjan stevens i need your help again

[lakevida]

[lakevida]

literally for real going crazy in such a cyclical and incommunicable way i feel like im 14. hellooooo sufjan stevens i need your help again

[lakevida]

[lakevida]

literally for real going crazy in such a cyclical and incommunicable way i feel like im 14. hellooooo sufjan stevens i need your help again

[lakevida]

[homunculus-argument]

"Can't pour from an empty cup", but it's about your parents trying to teach you to respect them when they've never respected a single thing in their entire lives.

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

Learning from child themed media that respect is a two-day street and you should treat others the way you want to be treated and then your parent tells you do shut the fuck up "because they said so" and you realize at a very small age that there are rules for children and rules for adults and the entire world is built on unequal ground.

[homunculus-argument]

The price and cost of loyalty is loyalty, and the price and cost of respect is respect. If someone wants your respect but you won't have theirs, you're getting ripped off.

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.