imma go hard like a muthafucking boner

Filmmaker/Photographer/Nut Job

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

[ultrafacts]

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[riedicus]

Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

[uhmlexis]

are dogs even real

[repurifying]

some people need to learn this skill called shut the fuck up

[flawlessremixftnickiminaj-deact]

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

[lauraharricrs]

I get criticized for taking roles in films like ‘Ghost Rider 2’, but if you look at my resume, dude, I’ve mixed it up as much as I can.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[tirofinale-deactivated20140325]

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

[passion-of-arts]

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

[cosmicam-amor-deactivated201410]

What?

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

[beyoffce]

[christianoveli]

[gaytable]

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

[muffintop-less]

[seekingbalance-findingfitness]

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

[st0rmer]

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

[freckledshins]

I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it