SFW and NSFW StreetPunk!TMNT headcannons:
(Note: some of these headcannons might not be entirely time accurate (the fav movie section T^T) but I just couldnât not include some of those movies! Youâre gonna look me dead in my eye and tell me M.C. Wouldnât like the terrifier movies?? Other than that everything should be time accurate to the timeline!! -> 1999)
âËàż Swift watched the The Dead Poets Society in the community home when he was younger on a random Tuesday night with Ghost and cried so hard he got dehydrated, and then based his entire life off being a free thinker. Swift is a very performative guy, so of course he tells all the cute girls his favorite movie is 10 Things I Hate About You, and he tells all the guys his favorite movie is The Hangover. But, Swift loves the movies that weird other people out and make the average person uncomfortable, he watches them in by himself and treats them like his top confidential secret. Think: The Ritual, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Full Metal Jacket, etc.
âËàż Swift is, believe it or not, truly the smartest out of the four. When he first started getting adjusted to living a life where he could do whatever he wanted, he got extremely interested in education. He enrolled all of his bothers including him in special tutoring classes tailored to teach them the things they missed out on by not going to school when they were kids. They all graduated with GEDs and swift was one of two brothers who ended up going to college (Ghost being the other brother). He did college online and graduated with a MSE degree. He rarely uses his degree, he purely got it out of curiosity and bragging rights.
âËàż Swift shows his love language by sweet words and EXCESSIVE physical touch. Heâs always whispering sweet nothings into your ear while simultaneously having one arm around you and the other stuffed in your back pocket. If you werenât a PDA person before you sure as hell are now. Thereâs really no escaping it, you donât get your own seat at any public place, itâs always on his lap now. Your back pockets are never empty and are always filled with his hand(s), and youâre never ever ever going to receive anything in public without a quick make out sesh as a courtesy. He paid for dinner? At least five kisses, minimum. He took you shopping? Youâre sitting on his lap in the Pagani while he is desperately eating your face off. And god forbid itâs a holiday, especially Valentineâs Day. Youâre giving him a kiss every couple of seconds, no matter what, âlove is in the airâ after all.
âËàż Heâs definitely the most toxic brother out of the four. Heâs got major bipolar tendencies that he refuses to be medicated for due to ego reasons. As insufferable as he can be, he truly does love you, even when he says he hates you. It was confusing, exhausting, and frustrating at first getting used to how he functioned. Learning the signs of when he was about to switch up on you became natural. He never forgets to praise you and thank you late at night when heâs in the right headspace for being the one that stayed with him through his episodes. Even after learning the truth behind his familyâs work, where their money came from, and his medical issues, you stayed and he never forgot that.
âËàż Horrible corruption kink. He loves to just absolutely blow your innocent mind with how filthy he can be. He loves virgins for that exact reason too. It definitely doesnât help with the health of your relationship together, heâs a VERY toxic person.
âËàż His favorite position is any position where youâre on bottom. He REFUSES to be dominated and will die on that hill. He likes when your legs are over his shoulders that way he can be verbally mean to you while absolutely obliterating your pussy.
âËàż Very violent in bed. Itâs almost scary. Heâs discussed with you multiple times on how heâs fascinated by blood and injuries. Though heâs never forced you to participate or even wanted you to participate in his sexual fantasies involving that. The only thing heâs allowed you to do in relation to that is scratch the shit out of his shell while he fucks you. The turtles shells are extremely sensitive so scratching his back during sex is plenty of pain enough to satisfy his urges.
âËàż He loves having sex in odd places. Not public, never ever public spaces, heâd rather die before letting someone else see you naked. Obviously if they did heâd just kill them but heâd much rather spare you that trauma. He loves fucking on the beach, he does own it so itâs nice to put it to good use every once in a while. He loves fucking in the kitchen, on the floor, outside on the balcony, in freshwater springs, on secluded nature hikes, anywhere that feels a bit scandalous. He canât explain it, it just makes him feel more passion.
âËàż When it comes to movies, rebel wants to feel like heâs solving a puzzle. Which is why he leans towards the horror direction at first, but then he discovers the wonders of psychological thrillers and falls head over heels. His all time favorite movie is Fight Club. But, heâs also such a sucker for the classic movies like Interview With a Vampire.
âËàż As obvious as it is, Rebel is a punk boy through and through and often attends protests for the movements he believes in and actively donates hundreds of thousands of dollars to shelters and mutant based care centers. Mainly because rebel is a lot more emotional than he lets on and he cries himself to sleep some nights thinking that thereâs other mutants out there growing up like him.
âËàż Speaking of emotional, Rebel get terrified at the thought of death, he didnât grow up religious in any sense and doesnât plan to join any religions in the future because thatâs just how he was raised. He vividly remembered an older, larger, white bull terrier woman telling him to repent or heâll go to hell casually on the street. She wasnât even rude about it she had just stated it so factually before leaving out of nowhere, and it sent Rebel into a silent panic. He eventually talked himself off of the ledge of spiraling about death and afterlife and what if this is all there is. But itâs always a thought in the back of his mind.
âËàż Since Rebel struggles with fear of death and nothingness after life, heâs taken up photography. Something about capturing everyday life and examining it helps him stay grounded. It puts the thoughts into his head that even if this is all there is, heâs okay with it because itâs all beautiful.
âËàż Rebel spontaneously got a prince alberts piercing one day when he was spiraling. It was sort of a âfuck itâ moment. He doesnât regret it, but he doesnât think he wouldâve gotten it that day if he was in the right headspace.
âËàż Has an odd obsession with dumbification, specifically when you drool. He loves fucking you till your brain melts and you can no longer function properly, he doesnât care how long it takes to get you there, heâll figure it out. He loves fucking you from behind and holding your lower jaw with a finger in your mouth. He loves watching your spit run down his hand into his palm and off his wrist into the rumpled sheets. Itâs something so random yet so hot to him, it lets him know heâs doing his job right.
âËàż He loves soft sex. Heâs the most emotional brother out of the four, and he loves to show that side to you. Heâs loves cracking goofy jokes out of nowhere and he loves watching you laugh while heâs in your. Itâs one of the few times he lets himself be loose and carefree so he makes sure to enjoy it fully.
âËàż He loves taking pornos of you. Whether that be provocative pictures, videos, or audio recordings of you, he loves them all. He likes getting you cute clothes and toys and setting up a camera and touching himself while you film him his masterpieces. Heâs loveâs looking back on them when youâre gone and touching himself to your cute voice.
âËàż Ghost is a nerd for all things Manga, Anime, Movies, Tv Series, literature, you name it he likes it. Heâs the one who put on the Dead Poets Society for Swift that night. Heâs into movies and shows that make him cry because heâs had to tough out a lot of his emotions as the younger middle child. So watching sad movies, especially ones he relates to, or just gut wrenching movies in general, gives him a âreasonâ to cry. (Think, Grave of Fireflies, Stand By Me, Silent Voice, etc.)
âËàż Ghost is an odd mutant in the sense that he just canât let loose. He is riddled with chronic anxiety that requires heavy meds, and itâs not the kind of anxiety that makes you shy, no, heâs just an asshole. He tryâs not to be, he really does, but his medicine has a really big impact on his perception of social interactions and whatâs acceptable during them. So heâs taught himself to not speak; âjust stay quiet and you canât do anything wrongâ. Once heâs truly comfortable around you he loosens up a bit and allows brief conversations and eventually detailed conversations about topics youâre both interested in.
âËàż His main source of affection is physical touch and gift giving, and thatâs purely based on the previous head cannon. Words arenât his strong suit but endlessly entangled limbs under the covers and large, extravagant, over-the-top gift baskets full of your favorite things are. Heâll leave you bands of cash under your pillow topped with beautifully written letters about how this is only a fraction of your worth to him and how you should go get whatever you want because, âhis best deserves the best.â
âËàż Heâs got beautiful penmanship, I mean god, itâs amazing. Heâs got so many different styles and fonts he can do and heâs got top of the line colored fountain pens and jars upon jars of expensive ink stored in his special cabinet. Heâs got pages upon pages in his practice notebook with lines full of your name in different fonts and written in different colors. This also ties into him being a very very important asset to his brothers because with a simple sample sentence he can forge any letter from anyone for any reason. Itâs truly scary, youâre glad youâre on his side.
âËàż Ghosts favorite position is cowgirl or missionary. He loves looking at your cute face while he pleases you. Heâs not much of a talker during sex, much like how he is in every other aspect of his life. He likes the simple positions where he can look in your eyes while you both feel good, in his mind itâs a connection far deeper than words could form.
âËàż Very, and I mean VERY big on cockwarming. He loves it so so much. Heâs often busied by tedious desk work assigned by Swift and he just canât bring himself to be away from you. Physical touch has always been something thatâs grounded him, heâs know that since day one, but having his cock stuffed inside you is a whole different story. It motivates him to get the job done quickly and efficiently that way he can fully focus on you while also eliminating the guilt he feels when he leaves you alone while he works. His favorite pastime is writing high profile forged letters and teaching you how to seal the envelopes properly for him, you feel his dick jump in you the first time you get the hang of it.
âËàż Heâs got such a nerd kink. Obviously heâs a big dork himself, but something about seeing you study with glasses on under the dim light of his desk lamp makes him feral. He canât resist crawling in bed under the covers and laying between your legs. Heâll make you squeeze just tight enough to make his voice hoarse while he speaks to you. He canât help but grind against the mattress as he looks up at your cute face, youâre just too adorable!
âËàż Much like his younger brother, Ghost has a raging Domination kink, but specifically with being dominated. Him and Rebel are neck and neck when it comes to worshipping their partner. Anything you want is yours, heâs your to command, and he absolutely loves being bossed around by you. Heâs like putty in your hands, and he has absolutely no problem showcasing it. Not many people believe it with his outwardly gruff demeanor but only you and his family know what itâs like behind closed doors and boy is it bad.
âËàż Heâs a straight horror junkie when it comes to movies, he also likes movies that just have odd concepts or just constant fight scenes. Heâs a freak who likes the crazy outlandish gorey movies and also the surprisingly deep ones with horrible endings that leave him questioning life. His all time favorite movie is Killer Clowns From Outer Space, CHANGE MY MIND!! A list of his favorite movies include but are not limited to, The Mist, All Terrifier movies, The substance, and Starship Troopers.
âËàż M.C. Has a love hate relationship with the general public. Due to growing up in the community home he canât sleep without noise, specifically people talking. Even before the community home, him and his brothers grew up homeless so they were used to sleeping on the bustling streets of the city that never sleeps. He never forgot the people who stole from their chipped styrofoam cup of change and he never forgot the jackasses in the community home who were disrespectful, but he just canât live without the noise. So he likes to spend the night at your apartment the most, even more than his own bed, because youâre way closer to the heart of the city. He finds himself propping open your window by the fire escape and falling asleep with you there.
âËàż M.C. truly is a kind soul, but he absolutely hates to be recognized for it. He often pays for peoples groceries without them knowing before bolting off, and much like Rebel heâll donate large sums of money to charities and foundations he supports. He loves to buy out street vendors stock and hand them out for free so they can go home for the day and people get free food. He almost feels guilty for being filthy rich because he knows there are still kids growing up like how he did, and itâs not fair that he âgot luckyâ.
âËàż M.C. Is much more blunt than anyone really recognizes. Heâs sweet to you, heâs so sweet, but the blank look on his face makes it hard to discern his intentions. After knowing him awhile you understand that his face just looks like that and he canât help it, and it makes it even more romantic when you do notice the subtle changes in his face. Heâs such a gruff dude that it makes the little things that much more romantic.
âËàż Insane mommy kink, itâs actually really bad. He likes a woman whoâs the boss of him, not even in a mean way, but growing up without proper parents, specifically a mother has affected M.C. the most. If itâs something youâre not comfortable with heâll settle for just calling you Maâam but you canât blame it when it slips out during sex, he canât help it!
âËàż He switches very often from wanting to be dominated to being the dominant one. He loves it when you ride him and he loves it when youâre a little mean and overstimulate him. It just clicks with something in his brain and it makes him cum quicker than he can apologize for finishing early. On the other hand, knowing that he has power over you, someone he holds very dear to him, turns him on so much.
âËàż His favorite position switches between cowgirl and doggy style. He likes cowgirl when youâre in control and doggy style when heâs in control. He loves when you smack him around while you ride him, heâll cum in seconds. Something about you being mean to him just turns him on so much, especially if you warm up to the idea even after being shy about it at first.
âËàż Heâs such an eater. He loves eating you out so much. So much so thatâd if you only have a little bit of time to have sex heâd rather use that time to eat you over anything else. Heâs cum multiple times hands free just by having you sit on his face. Donât blame him! Heâs sensitive, but he still has plenty of stamina left to fully finish you off.
