Aint I killed you before?

[[Indie RP blog for Overwatch's McCree]]

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Retiring this blog, those who care probably have a way to contact me Bye

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Probs gonna delete and make a reinhardt or just not remake, idk. Dont see a reason to stay here

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Shit night went to good night

Serenity on suicide watch, Sco was the problem :^^^^)

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Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters

"I got you a little something..."

"You look adorable in that."

"Flowers? For me?"

"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."

"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."

"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."

"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"

"I already ordered pizza for tonight."

"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."

"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."

"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"

"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."

"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."

"You did all this for me?"

"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."

"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."

"I will protect you, no matter what."

"Let's get a little tipsy for science."

"Wow. You look amazing."

"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."

"I love you so much."

"Shall we climb into bed?"

"You tried and that's what counts."

"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."

"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"

"We should go to the festival!"

"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."

"How would you feel about getting married?"

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Also fuck yeah Method, my boys got that tentacle bitch

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Also, any artists that can do some shit for me hmu, i need some twitch shit made

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ugh

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Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT 1/?

[ text ]: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

[ text ]: Also there's a guy walking around in the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked is we've ever smoked weed with a shark being. i'm dying

[ text ]: Accepting his friends request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex

[ text ]: What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.

[ text ]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

[ text ]: I have a knack for carnage and poetic language

[ text ]: Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast:1, Fucks given: 0

[ text ]: But how MUCH of an emergency? Like should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?

[ text ]: And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.

[ text ]: And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified

[ text ]: my bed is a shrine, and i am its goddess

[ text ]: you got into a really intense argument about protecting bees. it was weirdly arousing.

[ text ]: THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!

[ text ]: i need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

[ text ]: i just told the sun to stop. That hungover

[ text ]: I know you're asleep but i just had a motherfucking epiphany

[ text ]: jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said I love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

[ text ]: just got yelled at by a priest...again

[ text ]: i don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me

[ text ]: you. me. a bottle of vodka. The Wilderness.

[ text ]: i mean obviously i like your dick, jury is out on you but your dick is good

[ text ]: i swear to the sweet baby jesus i didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

[ text ]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

[ text ]: because of him my new motto is 'Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.

[ text ]: FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

[ text ]: I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.

[ text ]: I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that.

[ text ]: drunkeness level: fluent in olde norse

[ text ]: I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life

[ text ]: dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts

[ text ]: on a scare of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

[ text ]: there can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. get your shit together.

[ text ]: you are like the bill nye of illicit activities.

[christmaspigeon]

yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though

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Streaming and crap

www.twitch.tv/blurrywatch

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Streaming and shit

www.twitch.tv/blurrywatch/

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oop where wings

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I wanna write mccree as a really sad character with massive issues over what happened to Gabriel but hes just such a fucking meme i cant do it

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Hmm, Bartender McCree

I like it

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Person: girls or boys?

Me: *and

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