Cognac, Cunts, and Cocaine

🌸22 y/o Roma lady🌸 🌻it'd be a whole lot cooler if ya did🌻 🐙I am an unknowable enigma perceivable in every other sense except the five (and a half) where human perception dwells🐙 🐁 I am 53 mice in a cute hat and a sweater dress, and what are you, huh? 54 in pajama jeans and crocs? Get outta my fucking face with that shit.🐁

[babith]

Still trying to decide on an idea for Alien Aisha Sved. This one is the concept of the facial parts recognizable being a mask and the actual alien being hidden and unknown.

The ‘ears’ are like these orbiting sensory things.

[wereyote]

I haven’t drawn furry art in a while (and barley drawn this month) and wanted to change that! Here’s a split Lupe in a fancy sweater :3c

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

just gonna go ahead and coin femsculinity as the inverse of androgyny

[martian-night]

Androgyny - basically little grey alien dudes

Femsculinity - all the genders aggressively fighting for dominance on one body

[grimeclown]

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

[yardsards]

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

[grimeclown]

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

[brittylovesanime]

[holdstf]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[space-bones-official]

[dawnandduske]

[cliveguy]

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

[cliveguy]

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

[libbyframe]

Mushie dudes

[honkyycat]

chaotic elton photos

[pascalcampion]

You are. Epilogue 03

Just keeping that story going!

#pascalcampion

[zombieheroine]

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

[monzterzack]

[kdxart]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

[thelibrarina]

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

[survivablyso]

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

[polyhorde]

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT

[shell-senji]

Also these handy little guys if you prefer a notepad:

[micromys]

Are you kidding, shower crayons are the BEST when you share a bathroom with other people. When I was in college, we had them and we would use them to carry on philosophical debates, finish song lyrics, get life/writing advice, etc. It was so much fun and I miss it. 

[possiblypessimistic]

Oh my GOD no one told me these existed

Also

God fucking bless the people who made these

[aphony-cree]

Going back into the shower (you don’t need to turn it on) can be enough to retrieve the memory

Our brains refresh every time we go through a doorway. It packs away the data from the room we left so it can load up the floor plan of the room we’re going into. If you go back to the room where you had the thought your brain will often unpack the memory when it’s loading up the floor plan

[antique-scarecrow]

are you telling me i can’t remember info bc my brain is rendering???

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[junkworldusa]

[camccaff]

modern utena au where everything is fine and one of the biggest sources of conflict is just that utena doesn’t understand the appeal of animal crossing

[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

100% TRUE

[sallyyates]

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

[fail-sage]

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

[bestgirlsystem]

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

[woodentempest]

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

[runcibility]

outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.

There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.

[raisinchallah]

ten of swords