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garak-pussy-indulgence

Not enough goth Cardassians I think

last-of-the-independents

OMG!! 🖤

#PEEEAAAAAAK!!!!!#ds9

cringeunworthy

I need to get some good photos of it healed with color but look at my DS9 tattoo!!

quarkfancam

its my first day at ds9 high school hope they dont notice im straight

#YUM

nonotimetoulouse

It’s like every week something weird happens.

tubofgoodthings

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

starryoak

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

nonotimetoulouse

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

stra-tek

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”