what's up guys

i'm maria, 22 years old, i like the maine

[riley-mcdonough]

I haven’t used this blog in forever,

Follow me on my stan twt acc 🤪

@awfullycutejk

[paladihn]

so i wanted to compile a list of memes that it’s always sunny in philadelphia has given us and there turned out to be a lot more than i expected so here (part two)

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[tinymeatgang]

it’s ya boi

[thedailystyles]

Harry’s Gucci Tailoring campaign is featured on the front and back pages of the New York Times Advertisement section. (via hstevienicks)

[gothhabiba]

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

[waluigi-whitman-deactivated2017]

You are aware this is just as sexist as the things people say about women, correct?

[inkskinned]

a woman: you ever notice men speak to women like we are beneath them and constantly police our language and appearance?

a man: hm. i know you, poor thing, are blissfully unaware of the difficulty that text posts put us (men, or “males,” depending on the colloquial) through. let me explain in the follow paragraph how we can effectively ignore institutionalized and global sexism because this post personally called me, a man, out for my degrading behavior. see, this sort of witty and harmless observation is sexist,

[xoxorhea]

the maine - bad behavior    

[aegontargaryen]

if you (Chris Evans) are free and single, you (Chris Evans) can always call or message me. I would love to get to know you (Chris Evans) better and spend some time with you (Chris Evans)

[real-kit-walker]

We really are fucked I mean ww3 could break out any day and we’d all be like ”this is so sad alexa play despacito”

[mjalti]

i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

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got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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[vanwizard]

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[davidalleynes]

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

[davidalleynes]

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

[thestylesgifs]

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN ️🌈 @ Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[sociolab]

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.