RileyIsFreezing

I'm just a chill guy who likes Undertale, Undertale fanfics, and writing random stories both involving and not involving Undertale. (He/Him, They/Them) (Male)

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Idek what to post here. I'm literally social media illiterate (if that makes any sense). It doesn't help that I'm socially awkward and unable to easily open up to one person at a time. Multiply that by the number of possible interactions this platform provides and you have me socially curling up into a ball. I originally joined this platform in hopes of getting constructive criticism on my random stories and fanfics, but that went nowhere when I almost always have writers block exceptions for when I'm busy. When I'm busy my mind writes mental notes of stories that go nowhere due to my crappy memory.

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I don't even know

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Having a teenage brother who acts like he's more mature than you is kinda ass. Like in all fairness, he is definitely more mature than my 20 year old self. My emotional maturity is that of a 14 year old.. even tho my intellectual maturity somewhat matches my age. Emphasis on somewhat.

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Software gore

Bro multiplied.

Man really turned math into a means of doubly staring into my soul. I'm scared by amused.

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My 16 year old younger brother just walked up from his bed, to right behind me. I'm just sitting at his desk, minding my own business and he rests his arm on my shoulder, puts his nose inches from my plate of hot wings, sniffs loudly, and says is that *sniiiiiiifffffff* chiiiickeeennnnnn?

My food has been violated by that son of a gremlin.

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Shower thought

If the method the original creator of pokeballs used to inspire the creation of pokeballs was the fact that one of his pokemon shrunk down to fit into his glasses case, and that all pokemon can apparently be captured by this method (aside from ultra beasts). Then, uh...why can't every pokemon learn minimize via methods such as TM, TR, Lvl up, etc?

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My brother told me to post about baller, but idk what to say. So um

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Fr

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Beach stuff. (ps I didn't make the lobster. I found it while walking.)

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Strange Toaster

by RileyIsFreezing

Inspired by @stalesimp

Who would have thought that something so simple could change my life forever.

It was the year 201X. Apparently monsters aren't just from fairy tales. They're real. I'm actually friends with one on some game online. She calls herself MewMewLoverXOXO. Apparently she's like a scientist inventor, but I had no proof of it at the time. One day on Discord she said she wanted to send me one of her latest inventions. She was making it obvious that something was up. In the chat she was implying she was struggling not to laugh. I reluctantly gave her my address and a day later a large white dog monster arrived at my door with a package. He didn't speak, he just barked happily and panted. I awkwardly pet him and brought the package inside. It was... A toaster. What the hell? She sent me... A toaster. Is she trolling me? Huff. Might as well see if she modified it in any way. I plugged it in and put some wheat bread into it. I get a notification on my phone that states a foreign source has placed wheat_bread into my Dimensional Box A. Did she seriously give me a toaster that sends crap to my Dimensional Box? Bruh. That is ridiculous. I decided to keep the strange toaster, but ensured I unplugged it so if I had guests over, they couldn't sneak random crap into my Box.

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The stories will have to wait some time. I spent an hour and a half on one earlier, only to get an "oops Tumblr broke" that deleted said hour and a half of effort. It was really disheartening. I'm gonna take a nap, and may consider trying again later.

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I'm gonna try to write a short story in my next posts to get a feel for the waters here. Not sure what about.. yet. I'm certain it will likely have the same effort as all my stories do. Aka, me just zoning out and going into a semi-zen state of mind and letting the story just flow onto the page. I don't normally do proofreads or rewrite paragraphs to ensure my stories feel raw and somewhat natural. Ight byee.

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Hi, I'm Riley. I'm new to this social media thing, mainly cuz social anxiety has prevented me from attempting anything that wasn't Discord.

Credit to a Discord acquaintance of mine for drawing my pfp and background. Credit to @stalesimp for the watermarks on said images.

Yeah, I'm not too sure how to do these ice breaker things cuz I ain't revealing much info until I'm comfortable with Tumblr. My apologies if that previous statement comes off as rude. I'm kinda socially impaired.