True Man’s World

Kit//UK//gender not confirmed//bi Ringo Roadagain is a sexy mofo who deserved better

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[everydaymalakia]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[despazito]

[memewhore]

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[carbonatedmustard]

made it with an hour to spare

[izzybutt]

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[nico-the-overlord]

How have i never seen this image

[dogpuppy]

[junecast-moonfast]

Album/playlist Kinsey scale

0 Exclusively listens to albums

1 Predominantly listens to albums, rarely listens to playlists

2 Predominantly listens to albums, often listens to playlists

3 Equally listens to albums and playlists

4 Predominantly listens to playlists, often listens to albums

5 Predominantly listens to playlists, rarely listens to albums

6 Exclusively listens to playlists

x Doesn't listen to music

x Listens to music, but not in either of these ways (eg: radio)

idk/i'm bald/results/nuance

Voting ended onJul 1

Reblogs for sample size are appreciated, as I feel like my circle of mutuals would probably fall on the lower end of the scale! :p

[natalieironside]

I'm always saying this

[dogpuppy]

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[catasters]

[littleguysdaily]