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I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"
#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"
#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"
#3: "hi [customer service person], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, [product] [didn't arrive/is broken/wrong color/gave me a rash/poisoned my crops] and I'd like to receive a [refund/replacement]. here is the documentation of the order and photos of [broken thing/wrong thing/my rash/dead crops]. thanks so much, [op]"
"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that
Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.
The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.
I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)
Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).
I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).
People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.
If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.
Put the most important thing first and everyone will be impressed! AI cannot do this for you because it can't tell what's important! Only you know that, which is why you must write your own emails.
to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs
I've been looking for a scum villain fic for over a year+ and it's been driving me insane.
From what I remember, the premise is along the lines of:
Shen yuan transmigrates as he does, as an original character. Makes his way to Bai Zhan, and gets so into learning to fight he forgets to cultivate. There's a lot of Bai Zhan disciples to.
Due to Shen Yuan forgetting to cultivate Shen Qingqiu bullies his way into teaching Shen Yuan partially.
At a point Liu Qingge gets so attached to Shen Yuan, he brings him home and is badicly like "this is my son now" without saying it and shen yuan oblivious to anything as always just thinks he's on a cool trip
Shen yuan and some the liu cousins start of on not a great foot bc they're kinda jealous but work through it.
Near the end of what was out, shen Qingqiu starts deviating (crashing out) bc she yuan didn't show up to his lesson (braking their promise) because liu qingge just took him to visit his family without telling anyone.
It's unfinished and not under the tags such as: 'shen yuan and shen Qingqiu are different people', 'disciple shen yuan' and 'bai zhan shen yuan' -at least ad far as I can tell.
I don't remember if there were any ship tags or if binghe had arrived at the sect yet
Shen yuan might be coving his face? (This might be just meshing in from another fic)
Everyone is pretty convinced Shen Yuan is some sort of lovechild between Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu. <- don't remember what happened that caused this
Shen yuan has a bad ass shijie that he looks up to..
If anyone has any clue pls help!
Not being able to find a fic feels like going insane.
this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(IVE UPDATED IT WITH A FIX!!)
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
tested the fix (as seen in the edit!!) AND IM SUPER HAPPY THIS IS CUTE AS HELL!! im hoping some people whove reblogged this see the updated pattern aaahh
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So Microsoft just released Microsoft 3d movie maker opensource… how cool!!! I’m so excited to see all the weird shit folks make with it… I think this’ll be the next source filmmaker.
Source: https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1521698902579159040
Github repo here: https://github.com/microsoft/Microsoft-3D-Movie-Maker
So more thoughts about SY wife/advisor AU (Link)
SY being transmigrated MBJ half sibling or distant cousin, most likely result of affair or even maybe half human. So not in line of succession at all, and also very sickly so never targeted be anyone as would be waste of resources. (Also most of the family agrees they love SY, we will kill each other but if anyone touches a hair on SY head we kill them all)
When alliance happens MBJ ok with SY marrying because it'll keep them safe from fmaily conflict, also LBH is going to love them who wouldn't?
MBJ has no idea that LBH has never spent time with SY. He sees SY running everything and is like 'yes he's treating them as an empress as he should' when he finds out after he is ready to murder everything. His uncle finds out and both are suddenly on same side.
OG wife SY is was very early on in plot but literally treated as throwaway line for alliance no Papapa scene just forgotten. Their entry on PIDW wiki is tiny, there isn't even a description. She's so forgotten she's the reason people get wife numbers messed up with used to piss SY off and there's many comments of peerless cucumber reminding people of correct wife numbers.
SY started running things because MBJ and LBH left on campaign right after wedding...and LBH took major wives for fight (the papapa in the OG chapter was between all of them and then new wife LBH finds)
SY sees things are chaotic, Binghe must not have had time to sort out things before leaving so he decides a good wife would sort this out so he does... only turns out a lot of essential things aren't being done so well he just helps out a little here and there.
(he's running everything within a week the servants and advisors are crying tears of joy things are finally working, someone is running things and just killing and fucking everything...there is a shrine to SY within the first month)
MBJ so furious with LBH when he sees him again
MBJ: You want to see a-yuan?
LGJ: Never! kill him nephew
MBJ: Fine.
MBJ: if you can describe A-yuan and you can see them... one thing about them.
LBH:...
LBH: ummm
LGJ:Nephew kill him now
Bingge finding out about SY second hand from everyone, disbelieving that someone did all this for years without trying to grab power or even do anything for their own means just helping him without any thanks.
When LBH finally sees SY after managing to break into Northern palace... well he was looking for kind shziun in long black hair and greens like bamboo but the he sees white hair and blue robes the smell of frost and just... realizes 'oh'
Bonus
SQH is comforting his bro, and starting to wonder if perhaps system would allow him to help his king with his hostile takeover... also he's kinda happy SY is here bro can help him with paper work...after the moping stops.
Au where Shen Jiu is actually a plant baby and his parent had no idea he was ever created
Yue Qi finds little baby Shen Jiu and like no one can tell he's a plant baby it's not really something people can tell without going through cultivation techniques
So Shen Jiu's father yeah? It's Shen Yuan, a peak lord of Cang Qiong Mountian Sect, of the beast peak to be exact. Shen Yuan had absolutely no idea that he had at one point bled on a child bearing flower and made a child.
So imagine what would happen when Yue Qi gets to the sect. And he sees Shen Yuan.
Imagine Yue Qi absolutely hating him, because this is the man that abandoned his son for the wolves. But Yue Qi keeps being denied a sword and permission to leave the mountian. And he needs to get Shen Jiu out. So he goes to the beast peak and seeks out its lord.
Yue Qi finds Shen Yuan, and tells him he knows he abandoned his son once but to please, rescue his friend- To please help the son he abandoned, just once.
And Shen Yuan is so confused. Like, kiddo? I don't have a son?
But Yue Qi argues back that Shen Jiu looks just like Shen Yuan, down to every detail. And he's so sopping wet pathetic that Shen Yuan can't help but want to help this kid and his friend, so he agrees and swoops Yue Qi up in his arms onto his sword to fly off and use him as his compass.
Yue Qi is incredibly startled, being held kind of like a bewildered cat gets held by a small child, legs dangling "Can you put me down on the sword?" "And risk you falling off and your Shizun killing me? Not a chance, kiddo. Uppies."
They get to Qiu manor, and Qiu Jianluo is so incredibly fascinated by the man at his door that looks like his favorite toy. And even more so when he realizes he's a cultivator, so he brings him inside. Not because he's stupid, no. Because if this man is Xiao-Jiu's father, then he'd clearly sold him into slavery. Maybe he'd even like to see how well behaved a slave the brat became.
So Shen Jiu is brought out to serve tea, and he sees Yue Qi first, white as a sheet and terrified next to Shen Yuan. Then his gaze turns to Shen Yuan, and he drops the tray he'd been holding. Because it's like looking into a more mature reflection. He feels like his heart is going to stop.
And Qiu Jianluo makes a mistake. He decides he can punish Shen Jiu for breaking the tea set here, in front of Shen Yuan. He gets as far as getting his hand on his whip when Shen Yuan speaks.
"... I have a son.. You. Have my son. Why is my son a slave." Shen Yuan demands, his gaze turning both cold as frost, and hot with rage as he rises up and rests his hand on the hilt of his blade.
Qiu Jianluo doesn't live to see the next day. According to Shen Yuan, he was possessed and tried to kill him and his shijie's disciple. Yue Qi echos the same story if asked.
Shen Jiu is astounded- Qi-ge came back! He really came back-! He'd been giving up hope, and now he's here!
And.. His father... Is also here? He has one of those? His father just killed that monster unprovoked. His father was talking to him kindly, and offering him spare robes, and a meal, and-
"A home-? You- You want me to go to your home with you?"
"Of course I do-! I just found out I have a son, I missed enough of your life already yeah?" And it takes a bit more convincing than that but honestly Qi-ge is also at the sect so he can probably see what kind of man his father is... Though he's distrustful.
Eventually they have a kind of awkward father son thing going, and Shen Jiu goes to the official disciple selections, and is kidnapped by the Qing Jing peak lord. Shen Yuan is displeased by this, but his son seems intrigued so... Fine, fine, go go have fun.
And then Shen Jiu makes head disciple and gets his name
This is giving me many many brain worms. I originally was going to put them all in the tags but it was getting so long that I have to put them in here.
Shen Yuan glares DAGGERS at his Qing Jing Shixiong during the next Peak Lord meeting after he takes his baby bun as a disciple because this is cutting into his Father-Son Make-Up Time (and he's got more than a DECADE to make up for! That's not much to a centuries' old immortal but Shen Yuan still knows that it's a Big Ass Deal to his son because that's all the time he's ever lived). Qing Jing Shixiong is, of course, completely unapologetic because he could tell immediately that Shen Jiu had the makings of a peerless scholar in him (just like his baba, Qing Jing Shixiong thinks bitterly) and was not about to let a Shen slip through Qing Jing's fingers a second time.
Normally Shen Yuan has a good and close relationship with his Qing Jing Shixiong as Shen Yuan is very scholarly minded despite being more invested in beasts than the Four Arts. Shen Yuan's Qing Jing Shibo had tried to poach him from the Beast Peak numerous times as a disciple (Shen Yuan is, of course, oblivious to this) but not only was Shen Yuan's Shizun (the previous Beast Peak Lord) wholly unwilling to lose out on his future head disciple, but Shen Yuan was solidly in love with the Beast Peak and became an unskippable cutscene whenever his hyperfixation was triggered. Still, Shen Yuan spent a decent amount of time on Qing Jing with his shixiong, who was strangely insistent on practicing alongside Shen Yuan, leading him to be at least passable (by Shen Yuan's standards) through osmosis.
(This is a long way of me justifying Shen Yuan still knowing how to play the guqin solely so he can play modern songs for Shen Jiu on it)
Shen Jiu, meanwhile, ends up in a quasi-split custody agreement between his Baba and his Shizun. And for his part, Shen Jiu thrives on Qing Jing without any harassment from his rich-kid shixiongs. There were attempts at first, spawning from jealousy over how much attention Shen Jiu got from two separate Peak Lords (namely Shizun) and how Shen Jiu took to the Four Arts and cultivation as a whole like a fish to water, outstripping his shixiongs in skill and power with blinding speed. Buuuttt they learn VERY quickly that bullying Shen Jiu will trigger Mama Bear Shen Yuan to swoop down on them like death from above, and for all his kindness and gentle hand towards discipline (compared to his martial siblings), Shen Yuan is ruthless when it's his precious son being harmed. Needless to say, any bullying of Shen Jiu is put to a swift and brutal end, and Shen Jiu's would-be bullies are forced to sit and stew in their jealousy, or worse, actually work to improve themselves.
Whenever it's Shen Yuan's turn to have Shen Jiu on his peak (Shen Yuan and his Qing Jing shixiong have something of a 50-50 custody agreement), he tells Shen Jiu of his uncles, his aunt, his grandparents, and of Shen Yuan's own childhood. Since I'm an adherent of Chronically Ill In a Past Life!Shen Yuan and Shen Yuan only ever talks about his family in the past tense (to say nothing of the small memorial altar in one of the back rooms of Shen Yuan's house, crowded with no less than five carefully carved tablets that Shen Jiu found when snooping one day), Shen Jiu concludes that Shen Yuan's parents--his grandparents, Shen Jiu thinks with no small amount of awe--sent his Baba away to Cang Qiong in order to cultivate to save his life. Baba may have tried to minimize and gloss over the severity and extent of his childhood illness, but Shen Jiu is no fool and by now knows that his idiot Baba does not show himself the same care he shows to others (despite his Baba regularly claiming that he's lazy while being the most hard-working man Shen Jiu has ever met). And naturally, his Baba flourished and became an immortal cultivator who stood above the rest. However, the family that had loved his Baba enough to send him away remained mortal and lived and died as mortals do long, long ago.
And in a way, Shen Jiu is correct. There's just no way he could have ever known that Shen Yuan is from a world far removed and alien to the one Shen Jiu was born in.
Even as a disciple, Shen Yuan had been tight-lipped about his origins, only ever speaking vaguely or deflecting any questions completely. Mostly this is because Shen Yuan's origins in this world were unclear even to him. After reincarnating, he found himself in a child's body in the midst of a smoldering ruin. No bodies had remained untouched by the long gone flames save for his own and the ruins were damaged so severely Shen Yuan couldn't decipher anything of use from them. Left with no other option, Shen Yuan had walked away into the wilderness, discovered what world he'd been reborn into, agonized over whether or not to join Cang Qiong before concluding it was the safest option for an apparently orphaned child in PIDW after a near miss with slavers, making it to the disciple selections and being picked by the Beast Peak Lord of the time (after a dead-heat race to claim Shen Yuan between most of the present Peak Lords), and then promptly cursing out the universe for placing him well before PIDW's canon once he realized he recognized NONE of these Peak Lords.
Yeah, Shen Yuan kept his past--both from this world and his previous one--close to his chest. But that just made any crumb of lore he let slip so much more valuable. Because Shen Yuan wouldn't be Shen Yuan if he didn't wife-beam nearly everyone he ever interacted with. Unbeknownst to Shen Yuan, he has a line of admires long enough to circle the whole of Cang Qiong several times. Nearly all of them are men, which goes a long way to reinforce his obliviousness of their affections (Shen Yuan's Qing Jing Shixiong is one such instance and he is a source of fierce jealousy among Shen Yuan's numerous suitors because he gets to live out a familial fantasy through the split-custody arrangement over Shen Jiu).
Shen Jiu doesn't mean to let his Baba's Lore disseminate to the wider world, but he admits he may have been careless when talking about it with Qi-ge. Some nosy busy-body overheard and Shen Yuan's suitors were fed well.
The news that Shen Yuan had a son definitely caused a stir, and naturally Shen Yuan never mentioned that Shen Jiu came from an unexpected encounter with a Spring Day Heart Lotus aside from his martial siblings (who could largely be trusted to keep their mouths shut). This coupled with the Lore Drops overheard from Shen Jiu spawn a number of heart-wrenching tragedies of a third son from a middlingly rich family that suffered from an incurable illness but was kind and loved (and beautiful beyond compare). And because he was so loved, this tragic beauty was tearfully sent away to a cultivation sect in the hopes that cultivation would be the key to saving his life. And it does. Too well, in fact. Because the tragic beauty out lives his beloved family by many many years, leading him to close off his heart in his filial grief. At least until he discovers he does still have family left. A son he never knew he had who was alone in the cruel world and suffering terribly at the hands of a monster (Qiu Jianluo is often cast as Secretly A Demon because the wealthy human sponsors of these works don't want to confront the idea that One Of Them could do something like That to Shen Yuan's precious son--to say nothing of the thousand and one casual cruelties they inflict on people they see as Lesser every day that would make Shen Yuan despise them--so the perpetrator MUST have been secretly a monstrous demon all along. The motive in this take for Qiu Jianluo's cruelty is often covetous and ruinous lust for Shen Yuan taken out on his son).
Shen Jiu's exact origins as a Plant Baby aren't really known outside of Cang Qiong (Shen Yuan's admirers amongst the mountain don't want to give the competition Ideas on how to baby trap him), so these stories often include a Generic Female Lead to act as Shen Jiu's mother. Characterizations of the supposed mother vary from story to story. Sometimes she's a scheming vixen who takes advantage of the tragic beauty's kindness and cruelly abandons both the beauty and the child they begot together when it no longer serves her. Sometimes she's the tragic beauty's First True Love who tragically perishes after giving birth but before she could tell him of his child's existence (somewhere, somewhen across the universe and sealed beneath a mountain, Tianlang-Jun sneezes). Sometimes she's the author or sponsor's blatant self-insert (often genderbent) who becomes the tragic beauty's True Love and wife and mother of his child who is cruelly stolen away by a covetous and cruel demon (Qiu Jianluo, who is spinning in his shallow grave). The last one is often something of a retcon as after the Tragic Beauty Male Lead discovers and reunites with his long lost son (usually thanks to cosmic chance or divine revelation. One or two include a Childhood Friend of the lost son making the reveal, but that's very rare), the stories veer off into dogblood dramas and blatant wish fulfillment that caters to one or more of Shen Yuan's many many suitors.
Shen Jiu discovers one of these stories years later and is furious that people are lusting after his Baba and writing such garbage about him that they share with the wider world rather than keep to their rotten selves. When Shen Jiu tries to tell his Baba about these affronts to his honor, not only does Shen Jiu find out that his Baba knows about these stories, but his Baba has been an avid follower of a number of the worst, verbally shredding these terrible stories as he resurrects his inner Peerless Cucumber while also being blissfully unaware that these dogblood garbage stories are all about him and written by and for his many suitors.
Part of Shen Jiu wishes his Baba would ascend with his martial siblings if only to hopefully get him away from his many depraved suitors, but the more selfish part of Shen Jiu wants his Baba to stay with him. He's quite pleased to find out his Baba feels the same, holding off on ascension to stay by Shen Jiu's side (which totally has nothing to do with Shen Yuan being confronted with the knowledge that his precious bun of a son is supposed to be the Scum Villain and the fate Shen Qingqiu suffered in PIDW doesn't look as vindicating as it did now that he knows it would happen to his son, whom he loves).
Unfortunately, Shen Yuan doesn't stop attracting flies after retiring as a Peak Lord when his son's generation ascends to the post.
The most dangerous amongst them being the Heavenly Serpent General, Zhuzhi-lang, who the Saintly Ruler of the Demon Realm is shamelessly encouraging in his attempted courtship (Tianlang-Jun is an avid fan of the stories Shen Yuan spawned and while he's too in love with Su Xiyan to seriously pursue Shen Yuan himself, he is enough of a shit disturber to goad his smitten nephew on instead). And maybe through the power of unintentional double dates Shen Yuan gets literally roped into, he susses out the Old Palace Master's schemes and averts Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan's tragic fates...
INCREDIBLE
I'M FUCKING. SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING...
Excellent. Because I have more. Hope you have room for seconds.
Shen Yuan's backstory is kind of up in the air for me. What I wrote is what came to mind for a Mysterious Backstory that isn't too generic. The scattered thoughts in my head that lead to it is "cultists," "dragon cult," "ritual went wrong and all the cultists died in the backlash," "shen yuan's reincarnated body is fire proof," "he's maybe a sealed dragon or was infused with Dragon Qi and it gives him Dragon Powers," "the og character was supposed to be a guardian over the ruins Shen Yuan woke up in and the surrounding areas because Plot and also MacGuffin but Shen Yuan promptly fucked off into the undergrowth blissfully unaware of any of his potential plot relevance."
The PIDW Beast Peak Lord is Shen Yuan's beloved shidi. They had a friendly rivalry for the head disciple spot but were cordial with each other when Shen Yuan emerged the victor.
In true Shen Yuan fashion, he is a much stronger cultivator than he assumes he is. His notion of power-scaling is hilariously skewed and he could easily pancake most of his shixiongjie but assumes that because he's a No-Name Background Character and the Lowest Ranked Peak Lord that it somehow means he's weak.
As I was writing this, I initially wanted to make Shen Yuan very Yang Aligned, but was struck with the brilliant idea that the character Shen Yuan was reborn as was supposed to be a wife character. But because Shen Yuan is a Man and dragons are OP as fuck, his body just made itself as he wanted it to be. He is wholly unaware of the precisely five seconds he had boobs before he instinctively Transed His Gender (as are his suitors, thankfully, because a number of them would undoubtedly go rabid if they figured out Shen Yuan can shapeshift). So Shen Yuan is oddly Yin Aligned for a man, which leads to Shen Jiu--his biological son--to be as well because I adore the "Shen Qingqiu (Jiu) is Yin Aligned" fanon. This adds to Shen Yuan's...appeal to others.
Since Shen Jiu was born from a magic plant, he has the natural aptitudes of a dragon and a few of their abilities (like fire immunity, which would have been handy if he burned the Qiu Manor to the ground after all) but he's technically not a dragon in the same way Shen Yuan is. Shen Jiu doesn't have a dragon form like Shen Yuan (though Shen Yuan is wholly unaware of it) but he's got the peerless aptitude for cultivation, qi reserves, and natural resistances that dragons have.
I'm not too attached to this backstory so do with it as you will.
Shen Jiu actually grows up fairly well adjusted all things considered. He still has some general instinctive fear of men but it's not as intense as the original verse but he's not as wildly insecure and self-destructive. Having Shen Yuan as a father did a lot to help Shen Jiu learn to love himself and gave him a refuge whenever insecurities rear their heads (he's a bit shameless in taking advantage at first, just to reassure himself that his Baba's love for him is genuine. If he had a lot of nightmares for several years after Shen Yuan brought him home that pushed him to seek out his father for comfort, well...Shen Jiu had good reason for that after all he'd been put through). He's still petty and sharp-tongued, maybe even moreso than he was originally because he had Shen "Peerless Cucumber" Yuan as inspiration, but there's a steady confidence to him that the original Shen Jiu never managed.
(Shen Jiu's relationship with Yue Qi is also leagues better than it was in canon since the broken promise thing never happened. The two are closer than ever, which their shizuns are pleased about with them being the sect's future leader and second in command)
Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge do still have some friction but it's mostly because Shen Jiu finds it entertaining to mess with Liu Qingge, who rises to take the bait every time. It's nowhere near as bad as it was in the original story. It's more like pigtail pulling than actual rivalry.
I bring this up because I have the image of Shen Yuan plucking a tiny disciple Liu Qingge out of the air as he tries to start a fight with Shen Jiu and scolding them both for the mutual antagonism regardless of if it was genuine or not. Liu Qingge just dangles, despite his best efforts to free himself, from Shen Yuan's unyielding iron grip and has a few realizations about himself.
I'm imagining that Shen Yuan in this is both a Disney Princess and a feral field researcher who wrestles dangerous beasts into submission with his bare hands. He has a spiritual sword, sure, but he mostly uses it to fly since he prefers a hands-on approach for handling beasts. Man has a sleeper build. He looks willowy and delicate but he is actually stacked under all those robes. His grip strength is absurd and also a centerpiece of Shen Yuan's bottom-leaning suitors' fantasies.
LET! BEAST PEAK LORD! SHEN! YUAN! WRESTLE! BEASTS!!!! Let his suitors go RABID at the sight of this beautiful man just PUMMELING a Black Moon Rhinoceros with his BARE FISTS!!!!
It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.
If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.
#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products
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I hate Rowling so much.
Likewise, the new all-star audio books featuring people like Keira Knightley, Riz Ahmed, Michelle Gomez, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and more, only seem to have happened because Stephen Fry - who did all the original audio books - said he thought she radicalised and "was a lost cause" (x)
I also wan't to stress how important it is you TELL people IRL why you will not be watching the show. Especially if they know you were a HP fan in the past. I literally had the conversation around the lunchroom table the other day and just said 'Yeah I don't fuck with Harry Potter any more', and that was enough to pique someone's interest, which started a conversation, and within two minutes three people who had no idea about any of this were educated and also were put off continuing to engage with anything HP related, one of whom was like me and previously a big fan for whom the original movies were the top of her comfort watch list.
Don't under estimate the people around you's ability to help make this tank. Getting the normies and less online involved is crucial to ensuring this is more broadly known in general society and not just something people of certain corners of the internet are aware of.
Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real
read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.
our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.
trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.