Current Obsession

whatever I am currently obsessed with - or once was obsessed with

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of shane specifically being allergic to the peel of mangoes so being able to eat them if they're peeled and rinsed first and the dual funny ("baby, can you do that thing i like when you get home?" and it's just. peeling a mango.) and feels (ilya being the conduit of another way shane receives pleasure) of it

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of it specifically signalling "i want filthy, rough, world-shattering kink sex" makes me fucking CACKLE imagining one of them helping someone else move or paint a nursery or something and someone's like, "hey man, looks like you have a text" "can you read it to me, please?" because they have their hands full, and the person goes, "uuuh? looks like it's just a picture of a mango on-" and they don't get to finish because they're already 🏃‍♂️GOTTA GO SEE YOU LATER🏃‍♂️

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya handfeeding shane slices of mango and shane then licking the juice from ilya's hand and the intersection of two pleasures he only receives from ilya and ilya's satisfaction in facilitating shane's pleasure in a way no one else has or can

[penandinkprincess]

shane having a reaction after because the person wasn't careful enough about rinsing off the mango and the knife after peeling it and ilya is just 😌 mhm 😌 that's right😌 no one else can give it to you as good as me 😌

[penandinkprincess]

no but the contrast of them doing like. a HEAVY session. and it's good and it's hot and it's sexy but also really rough and wild and for SURE needing aftercare at the end.

and then the softness and tenderness of laying together in their bed while ilya feeds shane little bites of mango with kisses in between. a very sweet wind-down of ilya getting to be gentle after taking extensive care in preparing The Sex Mango in exactly the right way and shane getting to just relax and be a little spoiled with a special treat that takes effort to make it safe for him. them both existing in this warm little bubble of absolute trust with each other.

[deedala]

📍 a dark scary alley in Mtl

[dollopheadedmerlin]

The way BBC Merlin wasn't sure what demographic to create for is so funny because it means we get season 1 jock Arthur and wimpy secret talent Merlin going on little adventures and then by season 5 it's like hey Arthur are you prepared to face the ghosts of the children you killed during the genocide?

[hollandar]

shane waiting to be kissed

[hollandar]

HEATED RIVALRY — DAY 1

Recalling the first day of filming, Tierney says that after seeing the pair excel in the emotional wringer, his own “nerves were out the window, I knew I could throw anything at those guys.”

sources:

GMA / TEEN VOGUE / TIMID

[virginshane]

shane’s little knowing smile at the poolside post ilya’s hairshake. it says i can see you are peacocking for me and i approve of it.

[penandinkprincess]

with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds

which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN

man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[triassictriserratops]

do I think that Ilya thinks it's hot when Shane wears his jersey? Oh for sure. But I don't think it's the hottest thing in the world for him.

But I DO think that Shane "hockey christ" Hollander almost goes into cardiac arrest the first time he sees Ilya get on his knees for him wearing a "Hollander" jersey. And I think it does something to ILYA to wear Shane's jersey. I think that the idea that Ilya is Shane Hollander's #1 Fan and is also the ONLY PERSON who is allowed to get on their knees and suck him nose to belly styles??? Yeah, that shit rocks both of their worlds.

It's very "the crowds may chant your name but I'm the only one who gets to wear your name while you choke on mine"

[shanehollancler]

2026 canadian screen award winner hudson williams

best lead performer, drama series

[theprincessandthepie]

maybe one day. (yt)

[darlingofdots]

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[hutsonwoolyums]

Never forget Shane making an mpreg joke in the middle of a crowded aquarium

[sunnys1de-d0wn]

myshane is an ilya enabler, not an ilya apologist.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

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