cuntzilla queen of monsters

she/her TMA @i-like-the-way-estrogen-tastes is my sideblog for nsfw and opinions, go at your own risk

[girlballs]

all my haters become ejaculators when I utilize the grapefruit of success

[enba-and-luka]

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

"8 things is enough for a tier list" very important concept to internalize. 8 near death experiences? make a tier list of them. 8 beloved memories with your partner? tier list. 8 exes? tier list. 8 mutuals liked your post? tier list 'em. foundational concept, to me.

[deadelated]

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

[deadelated]

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[trans-ralsei]

salut bocchi

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[yamada-ryo]

our devil of May is crying

[mousidy]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to haunt the narrative

[tlirsgender]

I think it'd be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I'm so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don't work well in groups. I resent your establishment and all it stands for but I need money to live. Hire me please god hire me I can't keep living with my parents. Because I'm transgender. Okay fuck you email me back. God bless

[guooey]

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta

[dizzyghoast]

"Don't go baby, i can change!"

-- Galapagos Finchgirl when you try to break up with her

[shencomix]

This was The Boy From Venus #3! Check my page on here for previous entries. ✌️

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[parkchanwoohoo]

[hoshizoralone]

missing ikesoren

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

[sanitymakesposts]

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet