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[She/her] -i hella shitpost i'm so sorry-

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The Gods: These are the four calamities. They are the four most dangerous ghosts and you must avoid them at ALL costs!! They will not hesitate to destroy you!! All of us are nothing against them!!

The four Calamities:

[cottagecori]

stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

[miqueerla]

We gotta team up to fight the true enemy:

[catchymemes]

[ironwoman359]

This is the greatest thing

[oystergf]

ever think about how istanbul was constantinople… now it’s istanbul, not constantinople

[charlesoberonn]

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[humanlyimprobable]

thats nobody’s business but the turks

[whatwecanfic]

Well even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

[lucide-dreamer-dreams]

Why’d they change it?

[amusewithaview]

I can’t say.

[nemhaine42]

people just liked it better that way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[unexplained-events]

Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[rippleye]

@thesaltyminority this is so funny

[amsuggestion]

biggest lesson learnt this year is probably to not give so much of yourself to people who will not do the same for you

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[nim-lock]

A feast is ready!

Wendell the Wendigo is a children’s book about getting dressed, they/them pronouns, and having your friends for dinner. It’s adorable and murderous and dear to me. Please check it out, and stab that early bird discount! The kickstarter will run until January 26, 2018. 

Thanks for the support! Signal boosts appreciated!

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[thegoodfightingdoctor]

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

[vintar]

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

[katschy]

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

[vintar]

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

[thassalia]

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

[mathylibrarian]

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

[anais-ninja-bitch]

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

[chief-toby-and-friends-deactiva]

“ buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle “

[skygenders]

Fox news just @ me next time

[violeteyedmedium]

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[my-hand-in-your-pocket]

YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

[kingcyrus]

Guys it’s real Here’s the link to the actual bill: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585/cosponsors Go here: https://callyourrep.co/ Find your house rep CALL THEM The aid I just spoke with for my Republican Rep was really nice and asked if I had any comments to pass along to her EMPHASIZE THE FCC SHOULD NOT SET THE PRECEDENT THAT THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH NO OVERSIGHT I know you guys don’t wanna talk to people, god knows I didn’t want to either but for the good of us all, CALL THEM BE HEARD They can’t say ‘these are fake’ the way the FCC did

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#BOOST THIS

[eddieandsteve86]

i dont live in the USA but i have friends that do so i’ll reblog the shit out of this for you guys

[ladyofdragonstone]

IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN THE USA AND YOU STILL HAVE NET NEUTRALITY THIS AFFECTS YOU TOO.

IF THE USA REPEALS NET NEUTRAILY THE COMPANIES IN YOUR COUNTRY WILL LIKELY WANT TO FOLLOW SUIT AND SAY “IF AMERICA CAN CHARGE FOR CONTROLLING THE INTERNET, WHY SHOULDNT WE?” 

SO EVEN IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA REBLOG FOR YOUR AMERICAN FOLLOWERS TO CALL THEIR REPS!!!

[wnq-writers]

1. Do not love anyone again 2. Do not worry about the recipe 3. Tomorrow is a new day 4. Never wish you were someone else 5. Love everyone

Aubrey C.,  writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. (via wnq-writers)

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[batfam-headcanons]

Ok I know this is a DC blog but HOLY HELL

[mikkeneko]

This is why speedsters are fucking OP