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[pokemonarchive]

Mudsdale (2025) - Celestial Guardians (Solgaleo Pack) Illustrator: Teeziro

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[thetragicallynerdy]

Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!

What kind of little creachur did you find?

A lil lizard

Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say

The softest little bunny rabbit

A glossy beetle

Frog :3

Teeny tiny hedgehog

Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen

Fish in it's little fish bowl

Fox with a fluffy tail

Snail friend :3

Snake that winds around your arm

Sentient potato

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?

It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)

Bright neon rainbow spots!

Tiny little antlers!

It has eight eyes!

There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!

It purrs!

It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!

It glows softly when you pet it!

It's leucistic or melanistic!

Those claws are made of metal!

Something else - tell me in the tags!

Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?

Let's call it...

Spot

Georgette

Dill Pickle

Charlie

Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom

Sourdough

Raspberry Tart

Bear

The Great Destroyer of Worlds

The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)

Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.

Where does it make it's bed?

Your pillow :)

Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use

On top of the fridge

In your laundry hamper

In the tiny space between two books on your shelf

Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises

In your coziest winter hat

Nestled among all the art supplies

In the Lego pirate ship on display

In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere

No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit

It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -

What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?

It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!

Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!

Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!

Cuddle time <3

Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!

Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!

It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc

Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!

It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!

Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!

Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3

Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Good luck with your new creachur!!

[ris-d-deridex]

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i make high quality dick nixon shitposts on company time

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[torstherapy]

[kuno2480]

Movie vs Manga

[rainydaydecaf]

The Hobbit movies would have been vastly improved by going the same route as the The Princess Bride movie

Just constant cuts to the future with Frodo chiming in as Bilbo tells the story to be like “that’s not how you told it when I was little!” and “wait, you never mentioned these orcs chasing you!”

And Bilbo hems and haws like “well, I didn’t want to scare the children” etc and we see the same scene get replayed multiple times with slight variations as Frodo and Bilbo bicker about the details of what actually happened

(And then we can do an extra gut-punch at the end where Bilbo tells the little kids “yeah, the dwarves were all fine, nobody died, they recovered from their wounds and went on to rule the kingdom” and maybe we get a glimpse of a universe where that happened… but Bilbo turns away as soon as the children are gone and stared out the window while he relives the truth all over again 😭)

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

plus we could have seen the original version where Gollum just gave the ring to Bilbo as the prize in the riddle contest, and then have Frodo say "That's funny because Gandalf told me...." and then the true version, at which point Bilbo clears his throat awkwardly and looks at the ceiling.

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

shit my physics teacher would have a grainy printed copy of haphazardly taped to his classroom wall

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[rhapsodyxvi]

man what the fuck ever

[bitchard-nixon]

THEREFORE, I SHALL RESIGN THE PRESIDENCY, EFFECTIVE AT NOON TOMORROW 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[guerrillatech]

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[thatsoup]

Oh shit I better hurry

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

I really like the Alolan Meowth, I hope that the Alolan Persian looks like a panther so I can name mine ‘Bagheera’

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[cosmic-aria]