mr. cool guy

🐌 | ♒ | anfp | she/her hi i'm ashley but i make so many puns, they call me the punisher. or ash-hole. mostly just ashley. i have an about me page and you should totally check it out if you have the time. previous urls: aph-junketsu, politically-chalk

[mbmbimbo]

[shadowgremlin]

Love browsing petfinder it’s just like here’s a little guy he’s so cute and you scroll down and his name is Military Industrial Complex

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

[nickfuckface]

mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[rottenbutrecovering]

Me: They hate me

Someone: They don’t hate you!!!

Me: So they’re wildly in love with me

Someone: Probably not

Me: What other options are there

Someone: There are emotions between intense love and full on hatred- emotions aren’t black and white

Me:

[toshio]

[momrobot]

college 

[ebsishere]

The VA’s are at the highest level of cuteness <3

[poetofthepiano]

I just want to fawn over this cast <3

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thetalkingcrocus]

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

[bicth69]

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

the only true ally

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

I can’t wait for Yaoi on Fire, the anime about two lesbians who perform Hawaiian fire dancing.

[thecuriousinferno]

Probably the best part of the entire English dub

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[nudelinselphia]

[schoolidoledits]

[wildazappeared]

[rise-cooljikawa]

someone: nico yazawa sucks

me: nico nico never talk to me again