RISE AND BAGEL

|Mina|23|she-her pronouns| likes bagels, sleeping in, and making a lot of paper stars I track the tag "MINA LOOK".

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[tabloidsores]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[motheatenmoonlight]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[hidiane]

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

[hidiane]

mr darcy engaging in his latest round of witty banter with elizabeth bennet: this is great, i’m getting a good grade in enemies to lovers :)

lizzie inventing the car in her mind so she can imagine running him over with one: i hope you die

[calmbf]

I wanna dm you 👀

don't im hotter as a concept

[froglegsz]

this next cup of coffee will fix me

[froglegsz]

im worse now

[pangolin-404]

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[sleepydebris]

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

[exitwound]

tinder bio that says i have JSTOR institutional access

[satyriconmp3]

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

[catchymemes]

[snoppy]

so unreliably narrated bestie

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[jennfercheck]

being in your 20s is just going through everyday wondering is this a defining moment? is this a defining moment? is this a defining moment? is this a defining mo

[guerrillatech]

No gods no masters

[amvs]

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

Worst crime Victor Frankenstein ever committed was taking one of the hottest concepts ever (reclaiming the act of creation from God AKA reclaiming the divine for yourself) and making it completely unsexy by behaving like a little bitch