Tested positive for rats

Giulia - Italian - Nsfw Welcome to this mess

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[thecorpsethatwalks]

truly and genuinely the spider-noir show feels like they genetically engineered the spider-man spin-off equivalent of crack cocaine in a lab for me personally. It's the 1930s. nicolas cage is 60 years old. he's a private investigator. He's a weird little freak. He's cracking bones you didn't even know existed. He watches movies to figure out how to be more normal. He is always getting knocked on his ass. it gets actually freaky and nasty with the spider bite symptoms. The suit is So Many Textures. It's the closest we've ever been to body horror. It's live action and in black and white AND the black and white looks good. this is doing the same shit to me the tom hardy venom films did

[marveldaily]

Spider-Noir 2026

[jeffwholivesathomunculus]

Been watching Spider-Noir and I think the one very important but often forgotten thing they got right is that nobody in this show has iPhone Face. Casting department for the extras and supporting roles deserves a raise, because they really nailed the 40s Character Actors look. Lotta faces on this show that look like they were made from Play-Doh and I mean that as a compliment. There's some real mugs, thugs, bulldogs, wet rats, weirdos and GOONS in the people's faces in this crowd. "Whateva you say, boss" and "you wants it to hurt, boss?" henchmen so classically rectangular we're reclaiming the word GOON tonight. Even the little street kids look like winos.

[bravoechoes]

if you watch tgm 12 times in a row you start to notice how much rooster is framed as physically larger than maverick in most scenes they’re in together. like you really only notice tom cruise’s height when he’s in a scene with miles teller and it’s not because everyone else is short it’s because rooster is always presented as physically and emotionally imposing himself onto and over maverick. 

and by comparison maverick is fairly passive in a lot of their interactions, refusing to take the bait on the horrible shit rooster says to him and generally attempting to defuse/de-escalate. and it feels like this is a longstanding dynamic between them, that maverick thinks that if he acts as a dumping ground for rooster to pour toxic waste into it will redeem him and rooster acts like nuclear radiation around maverick because the thing he wants more than anything is an honest fight where maverick treats him like an adult instead of this lifelong obligation he owes to a man rooster barely even knew. and this creates a feedback loop where maverick doubles down because the toxic waste keeps coming but there’s no redemption so he thinks just a few more litres of toxic waste and then bradley will finally forgive me. and rooster never manages to get a rise out of maverick no matter what he does so he goes ballistic and eventually cuts off all contact with maverick for like twenty years. and then they almost die in the mountains together where maverick loses his temper and starts screaming at rooster and after that the camera finally frames them as level with one another 

[anbu-kakashihatake]

Kakashi Hatake | Naruto Shippuden Movie: Will Of Fire

[skykashi]

[prettyboysinpain]

Iron Man (2008)

Daredevil: Born Again (2025-)

(for @fyeahvulnerablemen)

[ramavoite]

I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

I love how much suspension of disbelief the return requires as an sg1 viewer. Like I get of course it's an atlantis episode, the atlantis team has to save the day. But.

Are you telling me that the three sg1 ogs would hear that the guy they each share a soulmate level bond with is stranded on atlantis under threat from the replicators and is going to blow himself up to protect earth and go damn that's crazy... hope he makes it!

NO

They would be abducting beckett at gunpoint to be their pilot and crashing into the atlantis teams' jumper fighting to get through the gate first

I can only assume they were offworld at the time and jack gave landry very explicit instructions that they were to be kept there and not told what was going on until it was all over (because he's not having a repeat of thor's ship when he told them i'm going to blow myself and the replicators up and under no circumstances is ANYONE to beam up. and then sam and teal'c beam up)

Which makes his constant complaining that sam isn't there why didn't you bring carter carter would've got us out by now why is she not here instead of this loser next time consider bringing carter with you even funnier if he made very sure that there was absolutely no way they could bring carter with them

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[viridianmasquerade]

This is a very serious book but ma'am

[cryscabbage]

Okay don't get me wrong, Maverick is definitely a mouthy lil dwarf who squares up to people much bigger than him.

That being said, whenever I rewatch Top Gun I'm always shocked to realise Goose is usually the one mouthing off. Mav is actually pretty quiet and just smiles along to whatever Goose is saying.

It's not until someone reacts poorly (i.e., Slider getting annoyed that they "won" despite hitting the hard deck) or Ice gets involved (cuz we know that boy was pining so hard that everything Ice did got on his nerves) that he starts getting bitchy too.

[military-newsboys]

Mav's contact name in Ice's phone: asshole Ice's contact name in Mav's phone: pretentious bastard

They have been married for the past 40 years.

[cassafrasscr]

Ashton: *gets swallowed by the plant monster*

Taliesin: "Help."

Laura: "It’s again?"

Taliesin: "It’s fucking again."

[your-turn-to-role]

hold on what are the words of my friend like a decade ago when they got that super popular post about dnd classes...

ah yes

[your-turn-to-role]

in the immortal words of the same friend from our very first dnd campaign, "i prepared for every scenario involving a dragon"