a thing like that...

lena. late twenties. she/her.

[killer-buzz-queen]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[riseupwithfists]

The vet keeps calling my cat “pear shaped”

[apoemaday]

Apophasis at the All-Night Rite Aid

by Catherine Barnett

Not wanting to be alone in the messy cosmology over which I at this late hour have too much dominion, I wander the all-night uptown Rite Aid where the handsome new pharmacist, come midnight, shows me to the door and prescribes the moon, which has often helped before.

[notkatniss]

important to report the former met who was at the scene of the giants outfield humping was drunk on a scooter and got his foot run over by a fire truck and they’re like ok no pay for a couple reasons but also that this isn’t the first time he got drunk on a scooter and got a non game injury

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

I remember as a kid the nearby small town had a "computer expert" who had a full storefront and office. If someone bricked their computer or it loaded with viruses he'd factory reset it for them and try to get it working again. He'd also buy, refurbish, rest, and resell old computers. But the main thing he advertised was if people brought him a computer and a list of programs they wanted installed on it he'd get them all set up. Flat rate of like 20 bucks.

Didn't realize until I was older and like, looking back on some of the tech stuff my mom needed help with and knew more about how software is priced that he was pirating it. Guy had a whole business set up where people who didn't know how computers worked would pay him 20 bucks to install Microsoft Office on their laptop because it was cheaper than buying it in the store and they didn't want to be bothered with figuring out how to install programs even if they could afford them normally. Like that guy was practically printing money well into the early 2000s. Very good hustle. Only small business owner I respect.

[lengthoflove]

me when i’m a fierce feminist who is not threatened by doing the family grocery shopping in leonia, n.j

[kingworm]

rest in peace george michael you would’ve done numbers on here

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[herowyn]

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[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[billy-crudup]

'Mohabbat', which in Urdu and Hindi means love! It writes itself.

♡ SHAWN HATOSY & SUPRIYA GANESH on MOHABBOT ♡ @thepittmonth week 2 → relationships, friendships and dynamics

[greengableslover]

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

[ryebreadgf]

feeling maternal over lamine yamal

[ryebreadgf]

he has braces?? 😭😭😭💗💗💗

[riseupwithfists]

you go to hell for being a sore loser and punching dudes in the face when your team couldn’t even get a decent shot in on goal btw

[riseupwithfists]

i stay winning—sox won 13 in a row after having the worst record in 30 years and now we’re above 500 and spain won the world cup while I’m here and i got to see people crying in the streets and partying and now i am eating a kebab in the ac of my friend’s apartment

[pmamtraveller]

The Great Mosque of Samarra during fog, Samarra, Iraq

[amnhnyc]

Have you ever seen one of these critters at the beach? Also known as “sand crabs” or “sand fleas,” Pacific mole crabs (Emerita analoga) can be found across the western coasts of North and South America. East Coast residents might encounter their relatives, the Atlantic sand crabs (Emerita talpoida), during summertime beach trips. Mole crabs migrate with the tides, keeping up with breaking waves to filter feed on plankton brought in by the crashing waters. These critters use their back legs to get around, and they burrow backwards, too.

Photo: eeowes, CC BY-NC 4.0, flickr