Rice Risotto Jr.

risotto | he/him | 18+ your evil henchman's evil henchman

[medievaljournalist]

the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses

[70sscifiart]

Bill Gold’s 1979 Alien poster concepts

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[whalewithay]

yellow pikmin are my favorite

[arcturite]

Don't wear it out.

[beesmygod]

Type Help by William Rous

The Unsolvable Mystery

im evangelizing this on every platform i have access to right now: last night i started (and finished this morning) "type help", a browser based mystery game inspired by obra dinn. you must recover the investigative files regarding 12 dead bodies found in a home.

it is a text parser game styled like you are using an old DOS system of sorts. engaging and very, very clever. if you get an error while loading the page, enable cookies (for saving your game) for itch.io. there are no sounds or jumpscares or any weird shit. just you and the documents. please enjoy

[cryptotheism]

Quote from man pranked: "Aw, Shucks!"

[staceythinx]

Erosion by Tamsin van Essen. Who knew parasitic invasion could be so beautiful?

van Essen on her project:

This work explores erosion and the disruption of form. Focusing on biological erosion, I wanted to convey the idea of a host being attacked and eaten away by a parasitic virus, highlighting the creeping spread of the infection as it corrupts the body. I have produced a series of angular porcelain forms, sandblasted to wear the surface and reveal inner strata. This aggressive process, contrarily, creates a delicate vulnerability in the shape. The translucency of the porcelain and the interruption of the surface make it possible to glimpse through to layers beneath, creating a tension between the seen and the obscured.

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[rohirric-hunter]

Hi no I'm pissed off about the age verification laws and bills again. So many grown adults out there going, "The internet should be safe for my children," with all the brazenness of someone walking into a bar and saying, "You need to stop serving alcoholic drinks because I want to drop my children off here all day while I'm at work." Except at the same time they're also demanding that arsenic be added to all the drinks, including the ones being served to children

[prokopetz]

The true challenge facing contemporary indie tabletop RPG design is coming up with cover art that doesn't trip itch.io's adult content flagging while still making it 100% clear that there exists a version of this illustration where the central figure has their cock out.

[gova01]

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[prokopetz]

Cover art where the cock is on full display but escapes censorship because it's sufficiently esoteric as to render it unrecognisable to those who don't already know it's a cock is a different thing, albeit also a very fun one if you can pull it off.

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

[cookiethebirddoll]

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

[tallwriter]

Who the heck are these characters?

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?

[ju5t777]

AVPVT

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[charl0ttan]

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

my childhood = ruined.

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[inhumaninterest]

Would it help to know there's more?

Melanism is the reverse of albinism, the animal has an excess of pigementation.

And then there's Abundism; where there's only a partial excess resulting in much larger patches of melanin but without completely covering the animal

And Leucism which is partial albinism.