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[rissarroo]

old poem of mine

Young girl,

why are you so scared of love?

Did that handsome, young, white, rich boy

HURT YOU?

...poor thing.

But guess what;

While you kiss other boys,

you still think of him.

Oh, poor, young girl.

-Riss More (01/15/18)

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[havingchanged]

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[giraffesonparade]

this got more attention than I thought it would

[rissarroo]

do you think anyone -actually- ever understands?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[themaddogofshimano-deactivated2]

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

[gentlemanbones]

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

[itguidesandnews]

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[worldwariotwo]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[tyleroakley]

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

[clarkethesharkmacarthur]

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[best-of-memes]

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

[hamigakimomo]

what are the signs of luigi

[dragondicks]

signs of luigi:

biscuit crumbs everywhere

distant sobbing sounds

sound of someone falling over in another room

[zidane-xv]

reminder that there’s a scene from the clone wars cartoon where c3po literally does a striptease

[baladevii]

Even on bad terms loyalty should never change.

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[butterflia]

literally me i’m cryinf

[kalewolfson]

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?