I Wanna Dance With You

"When I get out of this driving rain, I think I'll go to see the sunlit ocean."                

[femboy-c-cups]

[neosatsuma]

[algorithmist]

keep getting these weird spam texts about tiger woods specifically. "tiger woods killed in car accident" "tiger woods kidnapped and held hostage" "robber holds tiger woods' wife hostage" this is maddening

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

you get scam texts about your Amazon and PayPal account. I get scam texts about Pro PGA Golfer News. You and me are not the same.

[sandmandaddy69]

[lmaonade]

TW//mention of albania

I'm going to start calling you sackboy because you're all sack and no balls

whatever you say i dont have the energy to question you people anymore

[vykodlak]

I’m meathead

[funnytwittertweets]

[12izzy3]

Pondering my plinko horse…

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

YES I bring my Nintendo Switch to Hooters… YES I showed one of the girls working there my shiny Rillaboom… She said it was so cool and then walked out of the building and I never saw her again

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[powderedwhiteviolets]

@alpha-team-deploy

[painted-bees]

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[injuries-in-dust]

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

[sandmandaddy69]

[gonzocoded]

nobody will ever get me the way john singer sargent does

[gonzocoded]

like. are you kidding me

[enriquemzn262]

Sometimes correlation does imply causation.

[swedebeast]

That’s not fucking funny.

And the fact that I am born right there in the hotspot has NOTHING to do with it.

[enriquemzn262]

M8

You have an anime avatar, you’re further proving this.

[swedebeast]

[omegaverse]

I just got my first apartment it's modest but i hope you guys like it