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wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

defunctblog1

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

aphorisnt

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

ethanrayne

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

venusrrvelez

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

sapphireclawe

I love this too much.

cryptidwithaninternetconnection

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

anotherdayforchaosfay

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

rarespawns

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

ash-the-tiefling

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

bonus-links

OFF THE RAILS, pt. 3

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izzellenki

I saw the stunning DTIYS by @lennsart , based on their amazing fic A cave like a net (and a spilled secret), and i just had to participate!! I love everything to do with mer Legend, and i binged the fic in one sitting, if you all have time, please read it, i really recommend it!

I struggled a bit with the background since im not used to drawing rocks and caves, but i hope you like it anyway :)

theecholegend

Legend gets a gun.

Why? It doesn't matter! But I've been meaning to give him one. I've also made this into a dtiys so click here if you're interested

Alt version ⬇️

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

avhira

I could use some luck

ahmnorhein-zkn

Repost, now do your honors.

mynd-art

hopeless

irl-donut

she did it!

inbabylontheywept

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

science-lings

I need a version of Link that is visually unable to speak, not like he doesn't have voice lines, or he doesn't have dialogue, or he's kinda quiet but it doesn't matter in the story, or his silence is a result of his anxieties or other implied mental health issues, or he's cursed not to speak until the big bad is defeated then he's 'normal' again, I mean like, there is a physical scar across his throat that people notice and his silence is a major part of how he interacts with the world. Like he has to write or use a fantasy unspoken language and he might have trouble communicating with people. Like his silence is one of his most iconic features and none of the games ever really lean into it heavily enough.

ritoposting

Good news! Link from Echoes of Wisdom is rendered mute by the main antagonistic force and it's a major part of his characterization with dialogue about him. It's also implied that damage dealt by the rifts is never healed, so he remains as such even after the games!

On top of that, it's heavily implied that Hyrule warriors link is either severely averse to talking or genuinely mute by the fairy who talks for him in that game, as she states that he is not fond of communicating verbally. The most we see him do communicatively is the occasional shout/vocalization of fear.