River

I'm not an alcoholic, I just can't stop drinking alcohol. Those are two very different things.

[river-rat728]

Bio

Hello there :D

I am on the arospec and acespec.

You can call me River.

Past users I guess?

@scruffy-the-rat

@alastordaradiodemon

@river22463

Reality is gay.

(how to use colorful text: https://www.tumblr.com/river-rat728/818639787300896768/how-to-use-colorful-text-on-tumblr)

I am lithoromantic panromantic asexual cupiosexual transmasc and genderfluid.

(lithoromantic/panromantic/asexual/transmasc/genderfluid)

I am usually very technical. I point out bad grammar, technical terms, etc. and I try not to. It hurts me not to but I am trying so very hard. So forgive me if I ever do any of that, it is just in my nature for some strange reason and I wish it wasn't. A lot of people hate me because of it. Which is fine, I guess. I'm used to being rejected anyway so it is nothing new. Anyhow just a little heads up.

I am always studying and writing. Learning about true crime, serial killers, ya know.

I love psychology and horror/thrillers.

My favorite podcast is Morbid.

(I even made a community for it, which includes true crime, unsolved mysteries/cases and the supernatural: https://www.tumblr.com/communities/morbid-fans).

Fandoms (in order of how active I am in them):

Hazbin Hotel (favorite character: Alastor or Husk) I ship Radioapple.

Helluva Boss (Favorite character: Moxxie or Fizzarolli)

EPIC: The Musical (favorite character: Hermes)

Animator Vs. Animation/Alan Becker (Favorite character: Mitzi or TSC)

The Maze Runner (favorite character: Minho) I ship Thomas and Brenda

Murder Drones (favorite character: N)

The Bible (wait thats a fandom...?)

My favorite shows are: Hazbin Hotel, Best Medicine, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

My favorite movies are: Project Hail Mary (best movie ever), Red Dawn, Spaceballs

My favorite genre of music is rock.

No hate, like homophobia/transphobia/racism etc.

Pronouns: Anything is fine

Socials:

Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/river22463.bsky.social

AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/RiverRat22463

Quotev https://www.quotev.com/alastortheradiodemon

Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/user/River-Rat

Fandom https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:River22463

Mutuals/Friends: @biscotch @maliciousandlovely @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @cams-rambles @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle @booknerd2712

G'day mates.

[river-rat728]

[ur-fav-is-asexual]

you know who else is ace?

YOU, THE READER, FROM REAL LIFE

YOU from Real Life are asexual!

[river-rat728]

Yes

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[river-rat728]

I decided I like Val because everyone hates him.

[river-rat728]

This is a reference.

TW: Uh cannibalism?? Involving childs but does not even get into detail but yeah still. And I know it is children.

Jake: You're a cannibal you can defend me, right?

The Cannibal: No I only killed children, they were smaller and weaker.

[river-rat728]

900th post

[river-rat728]

Why the hell did you take the quiz...?

[river-rat728]

Tag game!

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

Mine is Husk

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[cams-rocky-rambles]

amaze amaze amaze

Happy happy happy

@marbled-pulse

And open tags

[river-rat728]

ROCKYYYYYYYY

[lydia-khoward]

mine are

BJ and Lydia lol

@laufey-official @lilmissthing @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @nyx-the-devil

@th3deadmanwalking @caboosethesillytrainboi

open tags

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

I guess Blitzø and I have an adopted DAUGHTER now

@rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @galaxywolfcomet @m30wm30wm3ow @starsandstuffyayyy @stardxstsleep @lustfuldemonlady @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @lilonceleriscool123 @xxxlawrencexxx @dazzle-expandism @khrystenapofficial @vinylv1 @vito-the-troublemaker @zchannel @zeehasarrived @b-does-arts @cherry-cake-cat @chaos-triangle @chairsqueue35 @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @sleepi-toasti @cookiecat-7388new @torrentialchaos

[stardxstsleep]

"Isnt she lovelyyyy"

Anyway

Patrick Stump is now my son

[cr8zd-ace]

i guess Scissors is my son now

Don't worry, I promise to be a present mother 🫡

@mollyc0ddles @gamegem92 @cydneyg2021 @pregnantradford @plushietoon @psychofreak-p

[gamegem92]

Caine? Okay!

@msaw @tripecake @mollyc0ddles @flurrylicious @viewer-of-many @stardxstsleep

[macawthestarwing]

I’LL TAKE THIS HE’S MY CHILD NOW

@luna-the-dragon1 @stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @gamegem92 @confusedeldritch

@freezedom

[freezedom]

thank you for the tag!

doing this with two photos because of my diff devices

more so my pet than child but I’ll take it

SO HAPPILY TAKING THIS MY GIRRRRRRL

@juice-ity @clefemma @pantaloons152 @makithewizard @smal5504 @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @slipperychip @roaches-are-roaching and open tagssssss

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^

I guess I have these four sillies now lmao

Tagging: @easterartist @eventide-paradox @colorful-rain-starz @stellaghost @matveytale @lilatheglitchybunny @jakejavu-offical @genderlessjacky @livs-reblog-center

[livs-reblog-center]

ok you’re my son now ig…

don’t kill me

@urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo @oddity101 @stary-wolf @oliversillyboi @digitaldollipop @ellathepuppi @len-online

[ellathepuppi]

I WAS USING HIM FOR AN ART REF-

YAYYY I GOT MY BABY SECRET AGENT!!! I genuinely love him he is my son I love him so much

@guineaspin @purpledelight127 @tallyhallslayz @sergey-0145 @itzlusil0u @dragonling248 @notkiramoon505 +anyone who wants to join+ moots I accidentally left out

[itzlusil0u]

LMAO THERE MY KIDS BROO

@r0adkill13 @lvnarr @yumim1n @melon-leopardy @anniewinniie @doodlefoxi

[r0adkill13]

if ocs count, then my twins are now my children i guess!

@heytheresbrutus @meester-skunk @smilingartur @runcie149893 @bardorsomethinglikethat and open tags for anyone i forgot!

[runcie149893]

I really hope this picture counts because HOLY SHIT I just need three more and I have the whole pack, hell yeah

@demigodmagician @tired-shipper @heytheresbrutus +open tags :)

[tired-shipper]

i—

fuck you @lightsabersandbluecookies /silly

[evee1308]

Are all of them my children then and I guess that makes me a grandma to

[river-rat728]

Gah can I have your children?

The scene where Dale cut off his thumb won't stop playing in my mind.

[evee1308]

we can split custody of them :3

That was a good episode hehe

[river-rat728]

Whataver works...

And then when Bobby was making out with that mannequin thing.

[river-rat728]

Tag game!

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

Mine is Husk

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[cams-rocky-rambles]

amaze amaze amaze

Happy happy happy

@marbled-pulse

And open tags

[river-rat728]

ROCKYYYYYYYY

[lydia-khoward]

mine are

BJ and Lydia lol

@laufey-official @lilmissthing @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @nyx-the-devil

@th3deadmanwalking @caboosethesillytrainboi

open tags

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

I guess Blitzø and I have an adopted DAUGHTER now

@rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @galaxywolfcomet @m30wm30wm3ow @starsandstuffyayyy @stardxstsleep @lustfuldemonlady @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @lilonceleriscool123 @xxxlawrencexxx @dazzle-expandism @khrystenapofficial @vinylv1 @vito-the-troublemaker @zchannel @zeehasarrived @b-does-arts @cherry-cake-cat @chaos-triangle @chairsqueue35 @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @sleepi-toasti @cookiecat-7388new @torrentialchaos

[stardxstsleep]

"Isnt she lovelyyyy"

Anyway

Patrick Stump is now my son

[cr8zd-ace]

i guess Scissors is my son now

Don't worry, I promise to be a present mother 🫡

@mollyc0ddles @gamegem92 @cydneyg2021 @pregnantradford @plushietoon @psychofreak-p

[gamegem92]

Caine? Okay!

@msaw @tripecake @mollyc0ddles @flurrylicious @viewer-of-many @stardxstsleep

[macawthestarwing]

I’LL TAKE THIS HE’S MY CHILD NOW

@luna-the-dragon1 @stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @gamegem92 @confusedeldritch

@freezedom

[freezedom]

thank you for the tag!

doing this with two photos because of my diff devices

more so my pet than child but I’ll take it

SO HAPPILY TAKING THIS MY GIRRRRRRL

@juice-ity @clefemma @pantaloons152 @makithewizard @smal5504 @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @slipperychip @roaches-are-roaching and open tagssssss

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^

I guess I have these four sillies now lmao

Tagging: @easterartist @eventide-paradox @colorful-rain-starz @stellaghost @matveytale @lilatheglitchybunny @jakejavu-offical @genderlessjacky @livs-reblog-center

[livs-reblog-center]

ok you’re my son now ig…

don’t kill me

@urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo @oddity101 @stary-wolf @oliversillyboi @digitaldollipop @ellathepuppi @len-online

[ellathepuppi]

I WAS USING HIM FOR AN ART REF-

YAYYY I GOT MY BABY SECRET AGENT!!! I genuinely love him he is my son I love him so much

@guineaspin @purpledelight127 @tallyhallslayz @sergey-0145 @itzlusil0u @dragonling248 @notkiramoon505 +anyone who wants to join+ moots I accidentally left out

[itzlusil0u]

LMAO THERE MY KIDS BROO

@r0adkill13 @lvnarr @yumim1n @melon-leopardy @anniewinniie @doodlefoxi

[r0adkill13]

if ocs count, then my twins are now my children i guess!

@heytheresbrutus @meester-skunk @smilingartur @runcie149893 @bardorsomethinglikethat and open tags for anyone i forgot!

[runcie149893]

I really hope this picture counts because HOLY SHIT I just need three more and I have the whole pack, hell yeah

@demigodmagician @tired-shipper @heytheresbrutus +open tags :)

[tired-shipper]

i—

fuck you @lightsabersandbluecookies /silly

[evee1308]

Are all of them my children then and I guess that makes me a grandma to

[river-rat728]

Gah can I have your children?

The scene where Dale cut off his thumb won't stop playing in my mind.

[river-rat728]

I see people calling themselves Christians but being bigoted. You aren't a real Christian. Jesus says to love your neighbor and pray for your enemy. I know a lot of Christians who, while they may not support people being queer, accept them and are kind.

Most have a "if you're a good person I don't care what you are" view of things. Some of us are even queer. Stop acting like being queer is worse than rape, homicide, genocide etc.

[river-rat728]

My transmasc friends, block this person. They are hating on us.

[river-rat728]

Which one looks better?

^

Fizzarolli

Husk

Voting ended on47m

[river-rat728]

Another tag game because this is just too perfect.

I dunno I'm feeling 9.

@biscotch @zealandthesleepaholic @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[river-rat728]

Im starved of praise. Always was. Never get a word of it. Yet people randomly give me praise or validation. I get uncomfortable and awkward. Sometimes I subtly seek it out and receieve it. I feel kinda good getting it when I want it and ask for it. But I want it so bad so I know Im not a useless failure. So I know maybe I deserve love. I aspire to be well known or liked so I can feel validated and loved. But it would never be enough, would it? At the end of the day I'd feel as sad and empty as ever.

[river-rat728]

Is it weird that I write my characters getting tortured or something like that and just imagine I'm them because I love pain and believe I deserve it?

[jostensracquet]

found the cutest picrew!!

https://picrew.me/share?cd=OvNkdZX52I

here’s me! <3

@hawkeye08 @starman-waitinginthesky81 @yourmydreamcatcher @fictionalsimp09 @thatpersonwithbooks @ellieslefteyesocket @gravitysthrall @neversummerwine @wondereden @tomatotomahtoworld @theronanlynchshow @ravenwordsx @urladystardust

[fictionalsimp09]

thanks for the tag (i've been waiting to be tagged in a picrew since i've gotten my hair dyed lol)

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @cbartonscoffee @ravenwordsx @poladroid + anyone else

[poladroid]

thanks for the tag!!

dis me (though my hair is curlier irl)

npt: @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarsx @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @lovelornloserboy @lesbian-disaster-tm @bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist @zsrntyouil @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42 @cerulean-cries @cool-lesbian-is-here @damsnackbar03 @kermit-the-fag-uwu @owls-can-read @your-neighbourhood-antisocial @somewhat-of-a-disappointment @welp-i @spidermansballs @landofshazza @ladymacbethisasmash @astarsmindd @janeiscompletelyfine @goldsmith-angel +anyone else XD

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Yoooo this is hella fire

Behold, tis me

Anyways

@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @lilyyyevans @yourteandyourtoast @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @notprongs @dontyoudarejudg3 +opennnn

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Closest I could make to it being me :3

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @emotional-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder

[emotional-traffic-cone]

i look really sad i promise im not meant to look sad. i really liked this picrew. didn't make me feel sad.

npt: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal @awhimsicalwhirlwind @maliciouslittlewhiteboy and open

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

eek thx for the tag‼️‼️

@em0tionallymotionsick @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @rosekiller27 @tumbleintomyheart @rustytyperwriter @ghostlynocturnalspirit +open tags ofc!!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

YOU HAVE BROWN HAIR?? ive always imagined you to be blonde its probably your old pfp

anyways ayyaya ty for the tag this is so cutie

npt: @silvert4bby @catchafalling-star @evil-twink-reg @starcroww @mossy-of-the-valley @coffeestainedstars @louiemoons @laced-in-ruin +open tags!!

[evil-twink-reg]

omg thanks for the tag :)

i haven’t done a picrew in literal years holy 2022 throwback

so sorry if you’ve already been tagged: @rara3swhimsy @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @lex-marks-the-spot @piagnucolona @thespermthatwontherace @awhimsicalwhirlwind

(also lmk if i don’t wanna be tagged sry)

[piagnucolona]

eek this was fun!! this is me!!

only do it if u wanna ;) @sootandspine @bluecookiesbutterbeer @moony-toast-mornings

[sootandspine]

aweeee this was so fun thank you for tagging me <3

i see goat horns and i click on goat horns. 🤏

tagging a bunch of people i haven't seen being tagged before, only do it if you want to <3 feel free to ignore!

@frankexistshere @remys-r @marymacdonaldkinnie @lowkregulusblack @kazsspirals @randomlittlewhatnots @hopeitwillstop

[randomlittlewhatnots]

Thanks for the tag this was fun :)

Idk if this is fully accurate but I refuse to acknowledge the fact that dye fades and my hair is no longer this purple

@printer-reads-505 @devilthedare @abs0l3m & open tags bc tagging more people gives me anxiety </3

[printer-reads-505]

This one was so fun omg tysm !

Yes I Blended the scarf with yeh hijab

@makeitfast9052 @lalalalala520710 open tags

[unbrexl]

I'mm so greennn.....

@skeletal-spire-man @sachidrawsstuffsometimes @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @asillylittleguy333 @willow-wisp-fae @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @transmasc-offical @obsessivebookwormalert @broghiskhan @jaybir-the-sillie

[transmasc-offical]

it looks similar to me, but I couldn't find a choker :(

@laufey-official @ihateeveyoneandeverything @official-kovaxworx

+ open tags :)

[official-kovaxworx]

This is me and I’m proud of who I am, even when I can’t tell my parents

@transmasc-offical @laufey-official @hawkeyedoodles @i-am-trashyy

[hermes-reblogs]

Not tagged but joining anyway :)

I would’ve added the cowboy hat but it looked a little funky and covered part of my eye lol

@river-rat728, @cams-rocky-rambles, @cookiesfandoms, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, + open tags :)

[river-rat728]

If you couldn't tell I like deer

The hair and monocle were done as a joke. And the lifeless eyes.

I also did one with the ace pin

Y'know... this looks familiar.

@biscotch @zealandthesleepaholic @booknerd2712 @hawkeyedoodles

@cams-rocky-rambles @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle

[zealandthesleepaholic]

I suck at recreating myself lol this is the closest I got

[river-rat728]

Mine is partially me.. But they didn't have stuff that made it look like me.