Not a toaster

I am a blender and perfectly happy with it...i'm sorry to inform you that they do not in fact go whir

[osakasa]

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

[nonochton]

git gud

[baconpal]

Step aside, boys

[pomki]

>using hands.

plebs.

[taiikodon]

[marcosclopezblog]

[marcosclopezblog]

[angrymintleaf]

It got better

[birdghost]

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

[unintelligibledifference]

18+

[birdghost]

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

[nicosdisangelic]

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[moopleaf]

Stu caught his reflection in my camera lens! I love him so much wtf

[furbearingbrick]

this is the sort of content i signed up for

[cmonangel]

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

[goattgrrl]

[justsomeantifas]

if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.

[housetohalf]

Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.

[wiccan-lesbionage]

Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits

[hollowboobtheory]

[zizygy]

crying because its so spicy opinion: video game companies too

[clowniconography]

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

[clowniconography]

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

[hollowboobtheory]

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

[sorastimeoutcorner-deactivated2]

This is so encouraging. Alexa play Never Gonna Give You Up

[bigbardafree]

the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???

and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up 

but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up

[emmersdrawberry]

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

[dirtylittledamsel]

cops on Queer Eye:

are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find

their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked

when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 

let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest

let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks

take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves

their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen

the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

[gaysemiotics]

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[veryapplecider]

I just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf

[correlatedcontents]

what thef uck

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what does facebook think my house looks like

[agripinaafalls]

Dope as fuck apparently

[sharlatan-ka]

These are for a colonial officer’s home in Egypt in 1903 in another dimension

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[valtsv]

i don’t think we really truly appreciate just what bryan fuller did for us when he took the hannibal canon and made it into a homoerotic murder mystery drama with some of the most heartstoppingly beautiful cinematography in the history of television

[catchymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.

[iamoutofideas]

you could just pee anyehere