River Blue

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[m86-deactivated20171116]

rihanna invented the goths when she released Disturbia

[tastefullyoffensive]

[flavoracle]

I keep laughing WAY too hard at this.

People are starting to ask questions.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[joshpeck]

you put it into words

[granulatedoblivion]

Interesting

[ferrisbueller]

[grubsludge]

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

[ainawgsd]

Cows in Flowers

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[cornrnanderlexas]

damn you know ur fucked off when the church of satan won’t even claim ur ass

[twitterlols]

cya!

[onlytwitterpics]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your kid calls you into their room one night, “There’s something under the bed.” You go down to check it out and upon inspection see your child under the bed and they whisper “I think theres a monster on the bed.”

[xenonentity]

“Knock it off and go to bed.” My children are twins. They’ve done this every day for a week. I’m tired.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[sheismysquishy]

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

[guiltygirl]

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

[vonspe]

@ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed about

[trjoel]

[weirdtalesmagazine]

Sebastian Giacobino