[iamnotlanuk]

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

[porterdavis]

[theinstagrahame]

I keep thinking about a post I saw the other day, and likely won't be able to find again, which proposed as a response to "you'll be fine if you have nothing to hide" the phrase:

" I have nothing to hide, but I don't trust your intentions and judgement"

[mcgravin]

Was it this one?

"I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgment and intentions are."

[escuerzoresucitado]

[annabelle--cane]

the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool

[despazito]

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[eternal-fractal]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[porterdavis]

[theinstagrahame]

I keep thinking about a post I saw the other day, and likely won't be able to find again, which proposed as a response to "you'll be fine if you have nothing to hide" the phrase:

" I have nothing to hide, but I don't trust your intentions and judgement"

[mcgravin]

Was it this one?

"I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgment and intentions are."

[radiofreederry]

[girloncouch]

[amateur]

[oneheadtoanother]

[milfsmackdown]

reblogging from like funnytwitterposts or whatever feels like shopping at a big chain instead of going to the local corner shop

[liberalsarecool]

Brett is just getting a public review of his job performance.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[socialworker-rebecca]

If it’s too hard to think positive, think neutral.

I’m no better or worse than anyone else.

I deserve the same things in life as anyone else.

I’m a human being.

Right now, I am feeling ________(fill in the blank).

I don’t know how I’ll feel in 5 minutes, or tomorrow.

I can’t predict the future.

Life is full of painful, pleasurable, and boring moments.

The world is full of good, evil, and gray areas.

[memewhore]

[bowtais-are-cool]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one of my favorite ways to be hurtful on purpose is to pretend I’ve forgotten what kind of car a Tesla Guy drives each time he brings it up

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day I referred to a Tesla Guy’s car as “the little white sedan” and I thought he was going to hit me with a folding chair