Things people tell you about converting to Judaism:
You don't have to
It's a lifelong commitment
It takes years of studying, immersion, prayers, and rituals
Really, you don't have to
There will be circumcision involved
And a big swimming pool, and a panel of judges
Your life will be harder
People will look at you differently
If they deign to look at you at all
It never ends
Things people don't tell you about converting to Judaism:
It's actually really fucking hard to keep a kippah on your head

















