Rixy

I am several rats in a human costume. He/him. My age is none of your business but I'm old enough to be a horny mf and I'm under 25

[rixy-smurrey]

"Oh hook up to this video game, you can control the character with your brain!"

And end up with my mind trapped in the game by a r*pist pervert while my body is in a coma? No, thank you.

[blue-wolfe]

As you may be aware, my family co-founded Camp Lilac, a summer camp for transgender individuals, as a way to assist transgender youth.

This year, they are once again in the running of Project for Awesome, a yearly grant program.

https://projectforawesome.com/videos/project-for-awesome-2026-camp-lilac-by-gender-sphere

Project for Awesome has assisted Camp Lilac for many years. If you would like to help, please take a moment to cast your vote for Camp Lilac as deserving of the grant this year! This makes a tangible, real impact on transgender youth, and helps shape our trans kids' lives to be more loving, accepting, and safe. The grant directly funds camper scholarships, to give children who are otherwise not able to afford it a chance to attend.

[engineeroftheaurora]

Fuck is this guy even doing

[your-humble-captain]

normal things. obviously

[rixy-smurrey]

Be nice to him, he fell to octokitten pressure. I know the feeling. I don't know about the ones on the Aurora, but the ones on my ship can get... roudy when they're hungry.

[thoughtsofjess]

the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[wreegis]

propaganda for the Galahad Gets Mechanized au that lives only in my mind

[rixy-smurrey]

YESYESYESYESYES LET THE ROBOT MAN CRACK THE CRAZY OLD MAN

[jonnywaistcoat]

Should you bury your gays, burn your gays, or kill off your gays?

Fuck, marry, kill: your gays, your gays and your gays?

[rixy-smurrey]

Mr. Sims you're my favorite person named Jonathan in the whole world you're so funny don't become a victim of Bernhardt and suffer from total skin loss because you smoked a cigarette

[rixy-smurrey]

Jon really said "oh, he isn't trying to kill me. He's just an idiot." And fell in love

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

You remind me of @vonraumstherapy

I will take that as a compliment! (As I read their intro page and they seem to like horses and anyone who likes horses must be very qualified)

[vonraumstherapy]

Ahh yes! Well you see at real doctor schools where they train fine doctors such as myself we have a module on horses.

[deactivated-blog]

Marius, you don’t even know how to fix a broken leg.

[vonraumstherapy]

Okay well, it wasnt my fault the leg didnt want to open up to me about its childhood trauma!

[deactivated-blog]

the leg can’t speak, Marius!! Its an inanimate object thats part of a larger living being! Even I know that! And I only went to school for the required years! Do you even know what a cast is?

[vonraumstherapy]

The performers of SpHamilton?

[deactivated-blog]

NO!!!! (That is a great musical though…) BUT NO!! A cast is something that holds the bones in place so they heal right!!!

[vonraumstherapy]

Ridiculous! Lies

[deactivated-blog]

says the ‘doctor’ that doesn’t even have a medical degree

[vonraumstherapy]

Oh? Where’s yours then?

[rixy-smurrey]

I think one of my octokittens may have eaten Tim's high school diploma if that answers anything

[rixy-smurrey]

There's a solid chance that Jonny ate Bertie when he died.

[the-turtle-fan]

Jonny didn't even wait to see if anyone wanted a piece bro was chowing down while Tim sobs over Bertie and honestly that's a mood

[rixy-smurrey]

Jonny is the type of guy to see your dead boyfriend and ask "is anybody going to eat that?" And not wait for an answer

[rixy-smurrey]

I hate the vast on its own but if I look at it through a lense of the Lonely or the Buried I'm suddenly obsessed. I'm just smitten for the Buried what can I say

[clairebearsparkles]

Here’s my second commission I did for @magnusforgaza ! I went all out for this one since they are my boys lol.

This request came from @just-cerbin for something with Hezekiah and Nathaniel, so you can thank them for having more lovely art of them.

[vonraumstherapy]

Doctor! I now have a mini army of Octokittens! Is there anyone you want us to "take care of"?

I think Jonny needs a self care day!

[rixy-smurrey]

Oh, I am SO on it!

@your-humble-captain oh Jonnyyyyyy!

[Extended sounds of octokitten pressure]

[your-humble-captain]

what- get of off me you fucking nuisance- what the hell do you want? FUCK OFF! stop making those blubby noises-

[rixy-smurrey]

Octokittens, assemble! Jonny, you're gonna take care of yourself today! Let's get you some water and a real meal!

[vonraumstherapy]

Doctor! I now have a mini army of Octokittens! Is there anyone you want us to "take care of"?

I think Jonny needs a self care day!

[rixy-smurrey]

Oh, I am SO on it!

@your-humble-captain oh Jonnyyyyyy!

[Extended sounds of octokitten pressure]

[vonraumstherapy]

Doctor! There's an octokitten infestation on my ship and they keep putting wires in my food for me to eat! Are they trying to kill me or do they think I eat wires and are trying to keep me healthy and well-fed?

They want you dead so they can become your ships new Captain! I would recommend letting them kill you, look at their sweet little faces, don’t they deserve it?

[rixy-smurrey]

But doctor, I tried that already! When I regenerated, I woke up to one of them picking out a hat from my hat collection to give to me!

[rixy-smurrey]

I need Brian on MJE mode to say "no more Mr. Nice Guy" and switch to EJM mode lmfao

[rixy-smurrey]

I 100% agree with you

Compress me Brian. Crush me under your brass so I don't have to feel these cramps.

[rixy-smurrey]

"You are what you eat" -Helen, probably