I'm A Messy Bitch Who Lives For Drama

Maddie. 22. Iowa. She/her. Aro/Ace

[aprilkepners-archive]

character tropes → amy santiago

[longlegmadejs]

the tea is scorching hot today!!

[weiwanyin]

Shipping real people will never be cute, it’s gross and creepy. Stop.

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[fatgxddess-not-active-deactivat]

[theradicalresistance]

A role model for us all

[seijass]

[rugelachs-deactivated20171206]

straight culture was decimated by this video 

[mondcroft]

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

[archaeo-geek]

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.” 

[notsoelephantirrelephant]

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

[bluefuecoco]

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[veryfunnymemes]

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[ottomantwerks]

Stop fucking reblogging this

[brainplaguerewind]

Tumblr is flagging very obvious SFW images but still allows this butt inflation game to be advertised.

[brainplaguerewind]

Fucking incredible.

[amazingspaceship]

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

[salamander-hamilton]

[te-amo-corazon]

i hate tumblr so fucking much 😭

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20190]

bye! i had to turn my brightness up

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

[skatedistrict]

Same place, different day.

[awesomeness2]

Awesome color study

[silver-tongues-blog]

fantasy adventure genre vs survival horror genre

[glowpatrol]

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

[glowpatrol]

I tried to warn y’all

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise