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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
Concept: .GIFfany wasn't a part of the revolution in Weirdmageddon because she could easily 1V1 Bill and win.
Think about it. That speaker in the Fearamid playing music? She could creep through into there. If it's destroyed? She's still fine. Bill won't know her weakness because she herself likely doesn't. (She was very likely not conscious or aware when her CD was "destroyed", thus having no memory of, or simply not seeing how she was defeated.)
Bill won't be able to "go into her mind" because either A) she's a machine and doesn't have a traditional mind to invade; B) she could rig her own mind to be a bomb or have a firewall of sorts -- similar to how she changed her code to be sentient -- like Ford with his metal plate; or C) she could just go absolutely feral. The hormones of a fictional teenage girl is nothing to scoff at.
Pair all of this information up with the fact that you could just tell her that Bill has harassed either Rumble or Soos, and she would be unstoppable. AIs don't get exhausted, so .GIFfany could hypothetically keep at it forever. Meanwhile, Bill is shown to have even his limits, ESPECIALLY with the physical form he has in Weirdmageddon.
Conclusion: .GIFfany solos. Change my mind.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
Okay, that's IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can't continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it's okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you'd understand batman's suntan technique, but I guess you're just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever.
Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.
I want this as a medieval calligraphy manuscript framed on my wall.
LOOK LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE SEEN YOU ALL @'ING ME THESE TAKE TIME
that being said, @homunculus-argument :
my work tracker app says this'll be $100 bucks Canadian, I take cash, tattoos, uranium glass, or Hot Topic gift cards
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
Having hyper mobility feels like this
art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet
this thing
I love himb.
Another
...oh dear...
@creatures-in-posts
i drew this also
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
Only day you can reblog this
Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyyeysysyssy
Other characters will come at some point but yeah here you go
I might also redo the sheets
babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
time wish fanart
I am losing my fucking mind holy shit hoooly shit LOOK AT THIS
THE COMPOSITION. THE COLORS. I am FREAKING OUT. This looks like an official movie poster!!
I’m having an in of body experience right now
Alright man
when that poll was going around like "does Gale from Baldur's Gate 3 eat pussy" and the 'no' vote was winning, I was like y'all he literally talks about it in canon. Several times. It comes up. Several times.
someone made fun of me like, 'this dialogue is not sexy you guys are embarrassing.' and i was like did I say that I find this dialogue sexy? No, Gale torments me. 3 out of 4 things he says I wish he didn't. But like it or not he does eat pussy. I wish I didn't have to reference the text but my hand was forced. Neither of us wants to be here so don't put this on me!!!!!!!!
to be so clear, Gale (along with all the companions) is canonically bi and talks about going down on the player character regardless of genitals. so he's eating everything. he's even thrilled if the player character ends up a mindflayer. he's like great, i can work with that. and the embarrassing things he says isn't bad writing. it's not that the writers didn't know how to write flirtatious dialogue. they just knew gale would be embarrassing. that's how he talks.
