Raccoon Kinnie

impulsive decisions central requests are literally always open please oh you want to request stuff so bad ahaha

[binas-idea-vault]

uhhh i have no idea how to tumblr-

anyways hello! my name is Bina (not my actual name i promise i’m not that small brain to post my real name on here) and i write dsmp stuff for fun! i came up with a bunch of random au ideas and was like fuck it i’m making a blog-

anyways i only write for the characters not the irl people and only platonic for the minors of the smp, no smut cause i simply can’t write smut (i’m asexual so-) and of course i have the right to ignore/not do any request i don’t feel comfortable doing!

Masterlist Contains AU ideas that are free for anyone to use (preferably with credit but it’s fine if you forget), Headcannons and Drabbles:

AU Idea : Dream SMP Band AU (x reader involved)

AU Idea : Dream SMP Mafia/Casino AU (x reader involved)

AU Idea : Dream SMP Scooby-Doo AU (platonic x reader involved)

Oneshot : God of Video Games x God!Sam (x reader, not romantic, father-figure type beat)

Oneshot : Yandere Dream God AU x reader (x reader, tw for yandere themes)

Oneshot : Wilbur God AU x reader (romantic x reader, no tw, kinda angsty but turns to fluff)

Oneshot Inspired by A Writing Prompt : In-game AU x reader (platonic x reader, no tw just some vibes)

Oneshot : In-game AU "All I Wanted [Was You]" (C!Dream x reader, angst time-)

Headcannon : C!Karlnapity x reader (romantic x reader, no tw, just some self-indulgent fluff)

Mini-Series "Interlude : I'm Not Angry Anymore" (inspired by the song of the same title by Paramore):

"Interlude : I'm Not Angry Anymore"

"Everything [They] Wanted"

The Cost of Success Masterlist (collborative with the lovely gh0st1esbl0g, i’ll be linking the chapters they write here as well:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

that’s all and have a lovely day <3

[copperbadge]

Scientists created the world's whitest paint. It could eliminate the need for air conditioning.

The world's whitest paint has been created in a lab at Purdue, a paint so white that it could eventually reduce the need for air conditionin

Wake up kids, new extreme paint dropped

[elkian]

“The paint reflects 98.1% of solar radiation while also emitting infrared heat. Because the paint absorbs less heat from the sun than it emits, a surface coated with this paint is cooled below the surrounding temperature without consuming power.“

holy shit this could be a game changer

[des-pa-neato]

“Using this new paint formulation to cover a roof area of about 1,000 square feet could result in a cooling power of 10 kilowatts. ... That’s more powerful than the air conditioners used by most houses.” (statement, paper)

[we-are-siege-engineer]

The whitest paint is here – and it’s the coolest. Literally.

In an effort to curb global warming, Purdue University engineers have created the whitest paint yet. Coating buildings with this paint may o

Adding the link from Purdue itself to add to this.

[love-rats]

reminder that digital piracy is completely and utterly morally correct. "you wouldn't download a car" yes i fucking would. goodnight.

[squid-god-supreme]

Hey this is an important post!!!

Alright everyone I've made a gogle doc! This is a list of words and descriptive phrases to describe dark skinned poc readers/characters. This list is to help people respectfully write poc better!

This list is incomplete as I just made it, I'll add to it regularly

But you can also add to this list!

Too add too the list you can either send an ask with the word/phrase and I'll add it, it you can add it yourself by fallowing the link!

Now some rules

ABSOLUTELY NO USEING FOOD DESCRIPTORS OR ANIMAL DESCRIPTORS

If your confused on this then I'll explain, but essentially I've seen a lot of poc tired of being described with food/animals. So treat it with the same creativity you'd treat pale skin with

Be respectful of the purpose of this list

Be racist get blocked, 😃 I'm not gonna put up with bs today

Make sure the word isn't something that has a bad double meaning

More rules will be added as I go along

Poc are always welcome and I'd love if you'd add to this list

Google doc ;

Non food descriptions of dark skin

Words Swarthy Bronze (d) Jewel toned Coppery Sorrel Ebony Sun-kissed Inky Onyx Amber Ocher Tawny Phrases "Skin as rich as the history

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[nardacci-does-art]

[melissa-s23]

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

[doominicano]

#fanficproblems

[crollalanzaa]

[themorninglark-deactivated20191]

guys i can’t emphasise enough how important this is

please consider all of these factors facing fanfic writers, who are doing this for fun and no return whatsoever beyond the love of the thing. thank you.

[aperrywilliams]

Jeez, I feel this!

[babymetaldoll]

I feel it too, sis!

[wildsurvival]

[first-son-of-finwe]

Because it’s happened to us on a trek, if you see abandoned clothes, stop and search for anyone nearby. Late-stage hypotherima causes a thing called paradoxical undressing where the person feels too hot and starts taking their clothes off.

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

[simplydm]

foolish would be the type to walk through a field full of live landmines and be none the wiser and not set any of them off

[simplydm]

I hear you all saying cc or c? And the answer is cc!foolish, that man could go to space without a suit and just somehow be fine. c!foolish can also be applied to this tho.

[simplydm]

Every reblog to this is just a room full of philosophers nodding their head in agreement btw

[leofrith]

some of y'all really need to re-examine what the word racist means because it's not always just "loud and proud white supremacist intentionally causing harm". sometimes it's "otherwise 'nice' person acting on internalized racial biases that they refuse to examine".

like my god the second "racist" gets dropped in a conversation some of you completely shut down under the weight of all your white fragility and refuse to listen to or act upon any criticism of your harmful actions, however intentional or unconscious they may be, and it's honestly pathetic. grow the hell up. learn to be uncomfortable in discussions about racism or you're never going to become better.

[leconcombrerit]

I remember working as a retail intern at Ikea, helping people design their kitchen on the computers.

I especially remember the anti-Karen I helped once. After spending quite a bit of time helping her, she asked to see my manager. I had just started out a few weeks earlier, and let me tell you I got so scared hearing those words. I told her my manager wasn’t here but that if she had something to say, an older colleague was in charge of us interns. She went to him (I was basically dying inside), and told him that I had done tremendously good work, and that she wished he told that to the manager. It was so kind. 

I also remember the young man who, upon learning I was an intern, asked me what stuff I still had trouble doing and asked for just that. We both knew he had no intention of buying that plain stone, super expensive custom-made tabletop. But he thought it would be a good occasion for me to practice with no pressure. He let me take all the time I needed to get it right. That was nice.

The old lady I helped twice, and who wanted to add some details and order her furniture in a month or so ; when I told her I wished her well because my internship would be over by then, she seriously considered rushing a little because she wanted to keep working with me. It was nice.

The three 30ish friends who worked at some factory for what I know to be low wages, that I helped for two hours with some complicated kitchen layout. They wanted to give me a tip, even though tips are far from common in France, let alone in Ikea. I refused because it was against the rules. They insisted I was barely paid and did great work. Still no. They gave me some papers back, and I found 10 euros inbetween the pages. 

The lady who also wanted to give a tip -and let me know that I should check the third drawer in the exposition kitchen. I found 20 euros there. 

The woman who thanked me for making her very shy teenage daughter laugh to tears while working on their kitchen plan. 

Wherever those people are now, I hope they’re well. Be kind to retail workers. It may not be much to you, but I can assure you we do remember those things even seven years later. This is just so important. 

[sunshine-tattoo]

[viejospellejos]

Y tú, ¿a qué edad te diste cuenta que vestías como un padre?

Pellejer

[swordblind-shibboleth]

[sunshine-tattoo]

my uncle Patrick has this exact outfit

[blackandwhitecircus]

Everytime I hear the phrase "Great Minds think alike" I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is "Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke" (Two Idiots same thought)

[bogwitchsarah]

It's on of the many idioms that is only half quoted and misunderstood by those who use it.

Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb

For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil, for which some have strayed from the faith in their greediness and pierced themselves through with many sorrows

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one

My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right

[echo-at-the-pond]

Zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke is more like a multiple people using one braincell kinda way

[dykearthurmorgan]

the trope of 'this entity exists only because we think it does' is so so so fucking good and cannot be overdone in my opinion

like the idea that you built the monster hunting you, that you invited the entity into our world, that your fear is what it feeds on, and that once made real, it cannot possibly be killed because you're stuck in this loop of 'he's real because i'm scared' and 'i'm scared because he's real'

[lostsometime]

#also that's literally how currency works #so you can make some great metaphors for the evils of -insert economic bugbear of choice @derinthescarletpescatarian​

[charlesoberonn]

Literally the Matrix.

[lesblah]

idk what european needs to hear this but when ppl say "western culture" or "western society" they are talking abt u!! "the west" is not synonymous with north america!! it means imperialist powers!! yes they are talking about your german ass! all u white pip pip cheerio hon hon baguette mfs are not excluded from western society 😭 they are talking about you too

[sunshine-tattoo]

europe was literally the motherfuckers trying to conquer the global like 5 generations ago

[copepods]

crumb going apeshit in deltarune rn

[id: a drawing of cuptoast in kris’s outfit from deltarune, with red, glowing eyes, saying oh you silly little man i am going to stretch you into mochi.” end id]

[copepods]

crumb just now: “i will roll a bagel around in bird seeds and tell you it is an everything bagel. not because it is an everything bagel but because it has every disease in existence.”