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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means âearth apple.â
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said âzis petite lĂŠgume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm⌠but it grows in ze earth⌠HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! CâEST UNE POMME DE TERRE!â
jâadore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littĂŠralement dire âpomme de pinâ, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et sâest dit : âow cette ĂŠtrange big fruit ressemble Ă une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm⌠mais plutĂ´t une pomme qui pousse dans les pins⌠HU HU HU! OH YES, ITâS A PINEAPPLE!â (zâavez vu, on peut le faire aussi⌠hon hon hon!)
WELL PLAYED, FRANCE.
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Lichtenstein be like âtheyâre invading, but whatever.â
But how do you âaccidentallyâ invade a country?
On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2Â km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the âinvadersâ, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said âItâs not like they invaded with attack helicoptersâ
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how do you even tell your superior officer I mean âuh Sir⌠Iâm sorry but I think⌠weâre not in Switzerland anymoreâ âwhat are you trying to say cadetâ âSir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.â ââŚgoddamn it, not again.â
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So black that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable
This 14-year-old Muslim American student was detained for bringing a homemade clock to schoolÂ
Ahmed Mohamed, a 14-year-old Muslim student was arrested at his high school in Irving, Texas, after bringing a homemade clock to class, which school officials mistook for a bomb. Mohamed showed his engineering teacher first, but when the alarmed went off later in the day, thatâs when the trouble started.Â
Kamilah Brock spent 8 days in a NY mental health facility because she owned a BMWÂ
Kamilah Brock, a former New York banker, has filled a suit against the city after she was detained for eight days in a mental health facility against her will. Brock says she was committed after trying to pick up her BMW, which skeptical police did not believe she owned. To add insult to injury, Brock was then charged a hefty sum by the hospital.
Say what ye will about Mike Tyson as a person (here, 15 years old), but has there been a more ferocious and yet technically sound fighter in modern combat sports history? I think not.
So I should give this person respect because they were really good at needless violence?
Have you practiced boxing or done any contact sport (or any sport, for that matter) even once in your life, jackass?
You bookworm feminists always look down on athletes, martial artists and people invested in any combat sport out of a stupid, bigoted sense of rightfulness, especially women (as if the boxing / sport world wasnât hard enough for us as it is) and Iâm 100% done with that and with people like you. But no, you have never stepped in a ring and I doubt you can barely move your ass out of your computer chair without running out of breath (because I seriously doubt anyone who has worked out in their life would talk about sports as violence, ever), yet you have the arrogance to talk about stuff you donât know SHIT about. Willingful ignorance at it finest.Â
I donât know shit about Tysonâs personal life, in case youâre refering to something like that. What I do know is that heâs an amazing boxer who possess incredible footwork and technique and an inspiration to every one of us women who train EVERY DAY (may it be Kung Fu, karate, MMA, Boxing, Muay Thai, etc) to be the best we can be.
Itâs because you fucking people go around talking about âneedless violenceâ sounding like a 80s years old retrograde imbecile that many women shy away from combat S P O R T S. SPORTS. SPORTS tattoo that shit on your forehead if you need to âcause this is not violence, itâs technique, dedication and a way to achieve fitness and overall wellbeing (physical, emotional and mental). We ainât killing ourselves here, idiot. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to make a career as a woman in boxing sports nowadays, even in the most âprogressiveâ countries? The World Bantamweight Womenâs Boxing Champion is a chilean woman named Carolina RodrĂguez and I saw firsthand how she had to sell her car and suffer through depression and debt just so she could assist to her previous world-class fight while soccer players are mediocre at best and money rains over them 24/7. So as a woman, as a martial artist, and female boxer, reading your shit makes me FUCKING LIVID.Â
What you need is not to respect Tyson, but to get your head out of your ass for once. And stay the fuck out of athletes, you envious woman. I wont take any of your shit, get the fuck away from my blog.
Go tell Ronda Rousey sheâs good at âneedless violenceâ and watch the whole world laugh at you.
⌠Mike Tysonâs a rapist. He raped a woman. I donât think whoever commented was meaning to be disrespectful to martial artists as a whole, just like he deserves zero respect for anything.
Okay, but like I said, I donât know shit about Tysonâs life outside of the ring and had no way to deduce that shit out of that personâs words. Men, especially famous men are shit, thatâs not a secret to anyone, so I stay the fuck away from anything non-technique related (like any woman in any field who wishes to retain her sanity). Â
I can easily not give a fuck about Tyson from now on now that I know heâs a rapist, I really donât care about that dude on a personal level. I can wish him the worst. But I gotta disagree with you though, all that person did was calling boxing âneedless violenceâ in a very irksome, pretentious way instead of you know, LETTING ME KNOW HEâS A RAPIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. As if I was defending Tyson instead of the sport itself, pft.Â
So yeah, good intentions my ass. When someone comes and looks down on what you dedicate yourself to 24/7 and calls it âneedlessâ and violent in order to hop into their high horse youâre gonna get pissed off again. Because itâs not as if Iâve never heard that phrase before, we do. Every fucking day, and 99% of people donât exactly mean it because one boxer is a rapist or a murderer.
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Batman⌠I choose YOU!
OH. MY. GOD.
Oh my gosh, I forgot about this! Even as a child this made me so uncomfortable⌠I felt so bad for poor Batman.
ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE These are exaggerated micro-aggressions. It is likely you have said something comparably offensive to a POC during your lifetime.
When we say that white people are inherently racist due to social conditioning, we are generally referencing things like this. Saying nigger/chinc/spic isnât the only way to be racially divisive and hurtful. When you say things like this, you are perpetuating deeply harmful stereotypes that make it hard for people to simply exist in America.
Please do us all a favor and check your privilege.
and we are still fighting over minimum wage
And america tries to act so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.
YOUTH PARLIAMENT?! HECK YA!
I like the youth parliament idea, implemented at the local level. A youth county board, as it were. Give kids a say in their own community and they might actually be able to improve it.
I also think it might be an interesting idea for every school board to have a student representative, high school age.
Oh, I think I know the reason!
Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation
Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation
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Plus they have a lot of refineries for Russian and Norse oil.
Literally these countries are SO white that they donât even track the percentage of ethnic and racial minorities because the numbers are too small.
When youâre a monoculture itâs a hell of a lot easier to pretend your politics are about helping others, because everyone is like you.
Iâm so tired of tumblr holding up Scandinavian countries as utopias.
Ex-fucking-cuse me.
"Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation."
Research wouldnât hurt.
You might want to know that up until 1917, Finland was not a country of its own but fully under Russian rule. Before that, under Swedish rule. Before 1860, the year we were made mostly autonomous, we were basically a colony ourselves with no right to govern our own regions, collect our own taxes or have a say in Swedenâs or Russiaâs politics. Our language and culture was looked down upon. The ethnically Finnish population was poor, oppressed and pretty much entirely without say in anything regarding our own country. Up until 1902 Finnish wasnât even an official language in Finland, and even after that Russian was the official language of our parliament until we finally became independent.
And if you want some slavery and strife, of course there have been things like Isoviha: Russians invaded Finland (which belonged to Sweden at the time), slaughtered tons of Finns and shipped about 20Â 000 of us off to become slaves. For contrast, our population was only 350Â 000 at the time. The Swedes just sorta shrugged and went âNot our problemâ, since, you know, we werenât Swedes. Then Pikkuviha, another period of Russian invasion. How about the first and second Sortokausi? Even the name means âera of oppressionâ. The Russians decided that Finland had it too well and started to forcefully suppress Finnish nationalist movements, shipping people off to Siberia, replacing Finnish officials with Russian ones, making Russian the only official language in Finland - basically trying to destroy the Finnish culture and fully integrate Finland into Russia.
So Iâd hardly say that we benefited from colonialist exploitation.
So yeah, sure, weâre white. But it doesnât fucking matter because we never have lived in a country where whiteness was never of any benefit. In Finland (and most of Europe anyways) being oppressed has always had everything to do with your ethnicity instead of the colour of your skin. We never had a single colony, we never invaded a single country, slavery has always been illegal here - even when we were a part of Russia where slavery was common. Sure, we have less than 1% of PoC - but please tell me why the fuck does that matter? It didnât save us from being a god damn colony.
And of course I left out shit like the eradication of our native religion but hey, weâre white so it doesnât matter anyway right?
It must be lovely to sit on your high horse there in the USA and think you know a single thing about the racial and/or cultural dynamics in Europe. Just because the crackers of your precious country fucked up doesnât mean that you get the right to shit on minorities (population of Finland: 5Â 000Â 000. Contrast that with the USA) and ignore the rapid developement of Finland from pretty much nothing, a country 100% dependent on agriculture and wood, to one of the worldâs most educated, most liberal, most egalitarian and most technologically advanced countries in less than 100 years. And all of this without benefiting from âthird-worldâ countries or colonies, without by wars or conquest, without by aggressive foreign policies. Unlike the fucking USA.
Fuck you & do your research.
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