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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
NASA
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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todays bird
blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
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i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
collection
Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
he got raptured
Out dogged
that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
holy shit
I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
oh my god these are actually funny
this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold
ended up finding a few more because im bored
Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
all engineers are brothers (found attached to a steamship's engine):
1. 'The Squeak' apparently is originating from the Low Pressure (LP) valve. This is a large "D" slide valve with a lot of metal to metal contact. 2. We have inspected the valve, seat and LP cylinder and piston numerous times. We can find no evidence of rubbing, galling, burnishing, or any other sign of metal to metal contact. 3. 'The Squeak' is dependent on engine speed and temperature; as the engine heats up 'The Squeak' increases. Inexplicably, as the speed increases the sound decreases. 4. Suggestions about using WD-40 or needing sewing machine oil are not helpful. 5. If you wish to discuss 'The Squeak' with the Chief Engineer please donate $1 to The Squeak Abatement Fund to aid in construction of a new LP valve. If too many passengers speak with the Chief regarding 'The Squeak', the donation may be diverted to the Chief's beer fund.
Fuck JK Rowling Fuck Harry Potter THE ONLY MARAUDERS I WANNA HEAR ABOUT WEIGH 75 TONS OR MORE!!! 💯💯💯
Armed the same way, and people often assume women must be weaker.
By the way, the shield is called an "aspis," rather than a "hoplon."
I like buff women with a good amount of fat.🙏😌
Legends and superstitions of the sea and of sailors, 1885
tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.
This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now
I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.
Kyaaaaa~!!! XD
Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?
i will defeat you
Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?
the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you
No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.
you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly
There's a clicking sound, a gear turning, and the tile begins to depress. Immediately and unceremoniously followed by several large, fast robotic hands reaching in and grabbing each of maskdoll's limbs. Picking it up and holding it in the air.
Foolish little hero! Why would I ever tell you my weakness? My real favorite white tile is secreted away far away from here.
what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you
Now why would I do that, little hero? While I have you here at my mercy, I could do all kinds of things...
[Goes to grab my toothbrush]
Wait, wait, wait. Villainous pervert I see you reaching for the controls with a free hand are you trying to get away?
I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP
You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.
I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS
NO! BAD PERVERT!
Before the villainous pervert can be stopped, it manages to press several different buttons. Several contraptions activate at the same time, dropping it and the hero down a series of different chutes that each seem to now have an excess of different devices all activating simultaneously.
Both pervert and villain have various pieces of their outfits removed and replaced over and over. Cat ears and clown noses, bondage mitts and metallic visors, colorful sleeves and shiny collars, demon tails and dragon horns. An eclectic medley of pieces is tacked on and taken off while speakers play overlapping speeches. Until eventually the chutes end and the two drop down to the final layer.
Now look at what you've done! The two of you are a mess. In your excitement you've left the theme chaotic and nonsensical. Various features from all kinds of themes and plays. Which one of you wants to defeat me, again?
i will defeat you
Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?
I pressed the buttons~! ^_^
I distinctly remember screencapping this panel x years ago when I first read this and I still haven't worn one yet
I cannot stress how literally true this is
Really funny how this is her self insert character because she's literally doing this now
For those looking for the manga, it's The Trap Corrupted By The Boys' School, and as for the proof of the author's impressive tits, here you go:
Also in one of the chapters her self-insert is HEAVILY implied to be on E
("I did some things" the things in question being estradiol valerate)
Be a girl and gain weight today!!!!! You can be happy!!!!!! Happy pride month!!!!
