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[commanderchr1st]

New proposed nation called The Lake where summer has a daily government mandated 4 hour paid "swim break" and a winter 16 hour work week @ $40/hr

[brucebocchi]

[flanbolt]

[pjackk]

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[girldraki]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[jurisffiction]

unimaginably cruel

[recoveredcombatsister]

it doesnt matter how many times you give a girls feminine name and pronouns as soon as you tell a cis person shes trans its all "this person" and "they them" and "im sorry but im going to make mistakes" like get real

[bgm05]

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

[thebigqueer]

harrow and gideons entire childhood is so insane to me. absolutely hated each others guts to the point theyd beat each other bloody but they were the only kids around all of drearbruh so they had no choice but to want each other's attention and the only way they knew to get that attention from each other was to literally abuse each other. all that for them to go into adulthood and be all 'i am undone without you.' genuinely the most codependent toxic situation ive ever seen i need them to kiss for real so bad

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for