Robin

Robin Torchbearer ||-// he/it/they | centaur | druid | anarchist

[robin-thehorse]

Heeey

I made this blog to have illegal amounts of fun. It belongs to a centaur druid I have made in my friend's dnd 5e campaign. Yes I am annoying about the characters I make.

A little information about Robin Thornbreaker:

- He is a centaur, and as all centaurs canonically in 5e, he is also from the Feywild.

- u can use any pronouns you please for this thing.

- yes even neopronouns

- He has an ex he lives with and is friends with, called Hale Nightshade. Hale is a vampire, you'll see me make fun of that a bunch.

- Robin is based off of a couple different characters, obviously one of them are Jesse Pinkman but also Hobi from Spider-Man, Ekko from arcane and Hiccup from HTTYD

- Yes I am transmasc I wonder how you guessed

- I use this character to accept a lot of things I can't accept about myself so if you see shit about him it's probably true about me too

- You will see me comment on things that are happening on the sessions at the moment

[reapwhatisow]

Happy birthday, Technoblade! o7❤️

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[when-you-fail-again]

[vamplire]

in ur 20s u will want to be turned into a vampire. it’s important to know that feeling will never go away.

[vamplire]

may you attract someone who offers you eternity

[vantsoir]

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[teaboot]

To this DAY the best argument I ever had with my father was when we were sitting together on the bus to work discussing unions, where HE said “Unions are expensive scams that produce lower quality work at half the speed, they’re bad for customers and bad for workers” and *I* replied “More money than you or I will ever make in our lives has been spent by CEOs of multibillion dollar industries who want to convince you that that’s true” and he called me a conspiracy theorist and like a fucking ‘everyone clapped’ ass moment an old man across the aisle from us pointed to me and told my old man “the kid’s right”

[teaboot]

Sooooooo many of society’s interpersonal issues could be solved by kicking the shit out of a man and calling him good boy 😔

AND ☝️ [!] joining a union

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[somewillwin]

Can’t believe Pricefield is back on my screen in 2026

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[noxfatalis-deactivated20250907]

sorry for being romantic, i‘ll go back to being scared of love. give me a second

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[xquisitedeadguy]

ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

[lifenconcepts]

I’m an it/it’s in the sense of referring to a soul or spirit.

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[robin-thehorse]

#welcome to night vale #something cecil would say