Let me tell you the story of my people

Cosplayer, artist, nursing student, fangirl, nerdy type. I welcome all of you to my blog! You can find me sobbing in the corner over the cost of cosplay.

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[normal-horoscopes]

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

[catsuggest]

patientlé awaitinge the day when yogurt is legalized

[a-really-big-cat]

But it is legal cat

[catsuggest]

then why am im sufferinge from criminoul entrapment

[babyanimalgifs]

“Somebody come get her, she’s dancin’ like a stripper" 

(via)

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[abkvs]

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

[elodieunderglass]

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

[whispycayenne]

I love this so much

[la-plus-heureuse]

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[tronmac]

‘Boro coming in clutch

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

this feels like an important time to bring this back

[robotsandfrippary]

thank you! I was looking for this!

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[boh-forse-mah]

[groupthinker]

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

[dannnart]

This is truly the height of my animation career

[danidery]

Thank you all for your feedback

[drtanner]

Worst thing I've seen in a month, 11/10 good job OP.

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[depsidase]

[not-a-space-alien]

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

[not-a-space-alien]

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

[fiollaigean]

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

[ratica]

you're welcome

[not-in-front-of-the-klingons]

Cursed image

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

[nonbinarypeach]

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

[fat-birds]

oh my word

[the-revolution-continues]

Credit: Liesl Manone.

[maevegreen]

I just spammed my FB page with these…not sorry.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

VOTE

[trikwhoretreat]

Please Vote

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Canada too -get out there folks and vote.