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robin | she/they | 23 | art blog for charlatansblues!!

[horreurscopes]

listen if i had to sacrifice myself for humanity to ensure that all ads would disappear forever i would consider that a most honorable death so it's very stupid to be like "things used to be better. in the past" about advertisements of all things BUT. listen to me. they really don't make tv ads like they used to. back in the 00s they used to somehow manage to squeeze entire lynchian short films with conflict rising action and climaxes into approximately 12 seconds that went so hard people are still watching them on youtube 20 years later on crisp 480p. nowadays whenever i happen to see a tv ad in some wretched situation like at the mom & pop pharmacy it's all like. bright color. dancing lights. pornographic close up of hyperreal food. royalty free godawful hiphop beat not even tiktok could love. BIG MAC: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before

[byjove]

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

[byjove]

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

[swervecityxx]

wow, what a view. (her titties are bouncing while she’s riding me)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

you are not nearly funny or attractive enough for this

are we about to kiss?

[niceferatu]

obsessed with the idea of someone saying this under their breath as they lean in for a kiss

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[klapollo]

I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"

[nateconnolly]

This apartment is for students 😁. If you apply with a credit score lower than 850, we will sic the hounds on you

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

i trust my mutuals to overlook it when i say blatantly self contradictory things. they understand that i am a complex and multifaceted icon on their screen

[iwilleatyourenglish]

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[birdnormal]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy

[nativenews]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i love fat and hairy gay men and their armpits, but i also seeing posts from lesbians and other queer women about how much they love fat and hairy women and their armpits. that's really fucking epic honestly.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i love bears and butches. they should unionize.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i know this is really dumb and cheesy but this is one of my favorite posts because seeing someone be like "sorry to derail but i'm a lesbian that thinks beefy fat female characters are hot :(" is like. no. don't apologize. that's really fucking cool.

[cinnabuncrumbs]

elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

[a-tenno-called-prin]

Sorry to break the theme of the blog but a lot of people who post their incredible works here use Twitter so

[a-tenno-called-prin]

Reblogging this for a second time because your art will also be used in AI training models, apparently.

[coldalbion]

Artist pals, heads up

[femalepope]

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face