Misanthropic Space Loser

Katherine | 24 | Bi | she/her | Taken by an amazing Spaceboi 🚀| Warcraft addict that needs to get her life together somehow

[sparreauxchirps]

My buddy made the front page of reddit for his unbelievably lucky escape from a tree falling on his car and it just feels like this gets more and more surreal.

[sparreauxchirps]

So here's the story, my man was driving during a storm and a tree fell on his car, but thanks to the sunroof and a miraculous space between branches, it only smashed EVERYTHING around him, leaving him half-sitting, half-standing until help arrived to cut him out.

As he said, he Buster Keaton'd that shit.

[sparreauxchirps]

Here's his gofundme as everything in his car was totaled:

Help Henri get life back on track, organized by Henri Cheramie

Hi, my name is Henri Cheramie. I am a middle school teacher in Montgomery, Alabama. … Henri Cheramie needs your support for Help Henri get

[sprakletastic]

Don’t people have insurance for this kind of shit? Like sure donate to the guy but where does he live that insurance does not cover the car and his injuries?

[sparreauxchirps]

America.

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

goddamn tumblr is weird

[thequantumqueer]

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[cifer]

[masterqifrey]

[mysharona1987]

[retrogamingblog2]

[campyvillain]

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

yes i'm a gifted kid

g- gay

i- illiterate

f- fucked over

t- touchstarved

e- exhausted

d- disappointment

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

why the fuck is this post still getting notes

[gayteensupreme]

because we were all called gifted kids and now we're gay illiterate fucked over touchstarved exhausted disappointments you do realise you made a post about like 90% of tumblr dot com

[0pluto-134340]

physically i'm here. mentally i'm book 2 zuko standing on a cliff and melodramatically yelling at god to shoot lightning at him

[mithli-archive]

[thenightgrowspale]

When I’m out with friends and see a glimpse of my body in some display window

[goldntouch]

AND LET THE CLOAK OF LIFE CLING TO YOUR BONES

outside of quackity i only care about these two dissociating mother fuckers plots, also bonus version under the cut cause i like how the lines looked on their own!! Also credit to @.VirusAP on twitter for the inspiration with kalrs hair!!

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[ravietta]

I painted Dorian Pavus in 2017 for a limited-edition hardcover art book FORTITUDO. You can now get a print of it from my Inprnt store. The art books have since sold out but you can still get the PDF of it. Check the details HERE

[outofcontextdnd]

But you are going to take damage from falling into a bonfire

the GM (via outofcontextdnd)

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I think about this tweet every day… every single day