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[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[dingletragedy]

right i’m watching queer eye for the first time, let’s GO

[robronftmalec]

Omg are you watching this on my Netflix ???? Cuz it’s in my recently watched but I’ve never watched it 😂😂

[memorieswarm]

one of the best soap scenes in 2015

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

[sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode]

Even if it’s historically accurate?

[marzipanandminutiae]

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

[menpale]

[phaserburn]

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

That is amazingly funny

[shanescheeto]

OH MY GOD. I wasn’t expecting that notif to be the real deal. And on their anniversary too!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM ❤❤❤

[moonlightingcurse]

sorry but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[poemswords]

[riverdalecentral]

we stan one (1) scheming couple

[linguistanora]

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it

[kars]

I am awake but at what price

[dingleminyard]

I’m delighted to pronounce you husband and husband.

[ifoundsomeone]