Rock And Roll Exorcism Dude

Half MCR stan account, half shitposting Insta- rock.and.roll.exorcism.dude They/them, enby, pan boyfriend: notanormalparrot

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bruh when you have to be up early for something you’re really excited but very nervous for but your anxiety ends up causing a giant cramp across like half your leg and stomach and keeps you awake and now you’re gonna be really tired all day and it’s a physical thing so it’s a big deal that you’ll be tired and you’re waiting for a painkiller to kick in but like the clock is slowly ticking and it’s probably not helping the anxiety that caused the problem in the first place

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choose some chooses, it’s self explanatory.

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fuck off you actual little dick

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hot tub but it’s bubbling because of its actual heat

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forests suck for sneaking around in. *twig snaps* i’ll snap your twig you little bitch

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you weren’t born transmasc. you became transmasc because you used two in one shampoo and conditioner one too many times.

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sorry i’m still on song of achilles

i read this under the expectation of cute fluff!! all i knew was like the first half of cute fluff and believe me i ain’t got good enough memory to remember greek myths n shit (my prior knowledge was odysseus- boat and achilles- heel, though that his improved significantly after becoming obsessed with this). but jesus christ it was like a bloody slap in the face dude. a punch in the face when you thought the room was empty man.

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anyone ever make like a jokey promise that hit way too close to home and now you’re genuinely sad it won’t ever happen. when i was like 12 and i’d just joined my trapeze group (all of adults), they were discussing their trip to france (we live in england but france is the centre of flying), and they jokingly said i could join them. i am still genuinely crushed it never happened whjsjxksoekwnjojsj

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i just had an epiphany so here we go:

everyone talks about how they are/aren’t the main character but what if we’re all the main character of our own movie in a cinematic universe. we each get to be the main character in our own movies but we’re the supporting characters or love interests or extras or whatever in everyone else’s. and thats kinda beautiful for a thing people say on twitter and tik tok.

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like objectively i know that i am not patroclus and i wasn’t exiled for an accidental murder and i didn’t fall in love with a pretty blonde god boy and follow him over the world and have to sit by him in important meetings awkwardly because i don’t belong here but i’ll do it because i love him and he is the other half of my soul as the poets say and i’m not aboutta get stabbed by hector and my boyfriend isn’t going to go mad and go on a rampage and kill everyone and fight a god and yell about how i was his beloved and the best of all men but on the other hand, i sure do feel like him so

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paul banks (interpol): it should be me. it should bee Mee

me, sobbing: it should be him 😭😭😭

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for all of my sad followers

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i wish all people who are extremely muscley but also look somehow skinny a very hot good day.

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fuck i’m literally crying

i was in a spanish class and i left myself unmuted by accident after a question

and then i was texting my partner and we were joking about something and i said “Library Rat” out loud and then realised i was unmuted i’m actually dead

everyone heard it

what do i do my entire life is over

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the power of a he/him x masc leaning they/them relationship.

i will not elaborate.

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so being a queer fashion icon, during quarantine i have developed a slight mullet, and it’s wonderful but i’m going back to school in a few weeks and i don’t know how to communicate to the people who don’t know me that I Know i have a mullet. i did this on purpose. it’s supposed to look like that.

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if you ever see my eyes suddenly glaze over, there’s a good chance my brain is just playing the ethereal voice from pixies’ where is my mind accompanied by a moment of note from my past, and i’ll have to take a second.