HoonToon

AKA Soup-Monster/Rockermazy | Any pronouns go | Older than 30 | Baby apostate out of Christianity (last 6 years), but I've seen too much weird shit in my lifetime to be an atheist/nihilist | BATIM stan | reposts whatever looks cool

[rockermazy]

Obligatory Fortnite Fashion Post for the Fortnite Alison Angel Toon Bomber skin

The emote "Feelin' Jaunty" looks more like a "Bendy" dance than an Alice one, but why not.

It's hard to justify the "Big Wave" emote from just a screenshot alone. Please go look it up on YouTube o.o the accompanying music somehow manages to sound toxic by giving "children's clown show" vibes.

"The Viper" song has an English speaker trying to learn Japanese. My only justifications for this are as follows: 1. There is an animation of Betty visiting Japan and greeted by happy fans. 2. Japan involvement with 2D animation is just as crucial as the West's

3 She's giving me loose AstroBoy vibes. 4. ... and... "other" reasons <.< ...

Black Ooze wrap for all weapons/ items

... And ass for the other reasons as to why I like The Viper emote... I named the sidekick "Hoon", after my IMVU/alt handle.

I realized this is the closest thing I'll ever get to having my OC in Fortnite. but also... ...I really, really like that Viper emote o.o...

I need to see that emote angle from the floor. My existence as a sidekick depends on it :D And Hell, who needs wings?... Warframe Syandana laws: desirable booties are not to be obstructed by the cosmetics XD I swear, the same witchcraft that Epic uses to make loot chests visible from a quarter across the map, is the same stuff they used to make Toon Bomber's butt bigger - but if you only view it directly from behind (as opposed to the sides. She's one of those flattened thick girls that Epic loves so much u.u).

[rockermazy]

The good news: I was able secure a ticket to watch the TADC Finale. I am now sitting in a theatre waiting for the last 20 min stretch before it begins. I did not forget the date this time.

The bad news: the AMC Theatre in Boston has ZERO merch to speak of. No popcorn buckets, no paper crowns, nothing.

I have nothing to show my future progeny to prove that I attended the film.

They will be speaking to my manager :<

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[rockermazy]

I lol'ed out loud way too hard at this XD

This is the modus operandi to carry when you live in a sketchy area.

If someone sitting across from you in the subway looks like who you're pretty sure is Satan, don't make it your problem.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[rockermazy]

If there's enough empty wall space to create a large throw-up, it's already an eye sore. The art is a community service :<

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[targetedknowledge]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[the-big-mood]

There’s an Italian semi-pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them.

[funny-tik-toks]

[viralfrog]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Visit Original Link

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[goth-queen]

[rockermazy]

My Bate's military boots with the Amazon knee high striped socks that came in a 6-pack.

[the-big-mood]

This woman's dragon puppet

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[rockermazy]

This is a Benny Hinn crusade.

[bogleech]

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

[luxflora]

[pfaugh]

Operation Condor - Wikipedia

[xeansicemane]

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

[headspace-hotel]

^and essential oils scam. don't forget the essential oils scam

[daywalkingredhead]

There is literally an entire wikipedia page filled with CIA evils that have been declassified.

List of CIA controversies - Wikipedia

Let's not forget that "One of Richard Nixon’s top advisers and a key figure in the Watergate scandal said the war on drugs was created as a political tool to fight blacks and hippies, according to a 22-year-old interview recently published in Harper’s Magazine.

“You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” Ehrlichman said. “We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

The US government has deliberately destabilized the entire world repeatedly, for the obscene profit of the extremely few.

We ARE "the baddies." We always have been, from the wholesale slaughter of the Indigenous tribes, to chattel slavery, on down the timeline. There is no "good old days" when the US was wholesome. We were just better at hiding it.

[rockermazy]

My brain at 1 AM trying to convince me to play Dead by Daylight when I've been feeling semi-productive for the past four hours:

"C'mon... don't you wanna chase a bunch of digital Sour Patch Kids that each represent a stranger from across the web who will momentarily hate your guts even though they've never met you in their life?"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]