Machinations of imaginations

Greetings and Salutation! I am Rockford Jones and I am a machination of imagination. Join me as i discover other machinations to share with all you dreamers.....

[cyanplastic]

“What image should we use to show off Richter on the website?”

“Him kneeing a poor child in the face, of course!”

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Luigi: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts

Simon: That’s the spirit!

Luigi: OH FUcK WHERE

(source: twitter)

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[commiehilfiger]

me when i see a kaiju

[rockfordjones]

this is one hundred percent accurate

[gifmovie]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

What it feels like walking into a cobweb.

[betarat]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[animentality]

“You can’t be funny without being offensive!”

Um

“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!” 

UM

“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!” 

If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough. 

[igraine-ohnefurcht]

“Stereotyping is necessary for comedy”

[gif87a-com]

[notlostonanadventure]

I’m not on enough drugs for this

[nellie-beans-22]

Well okay then

[bajinsetan]

@squarerootofdestiny there he goes.

[fernfuckingully]

THE HUSBAND <333

[choppahface]

@pookie02

[chaosagent23]

man

[theartofdanielcampos]

I are happy!

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

what just happened to my regular monday night?

[rockfordjones]

that fucking end slayed me

[carudamon119]

ココニャ ‏@kokonananya 【速報】サバ身氏、障子の最高峰に到達！！！

[mahboi]

[ludaprilgate]

[plintoon]

Samus and Phasma.  I spent way too long figuring out how to do this without taking Phasmas helmet off. I’m ignoring certain canon and I’m unlikely to draw a samus that ever speaks so I thought I should explain. Sorry for anyone who signs, I used a dictionary and have no idea if I’m saying things right.

[hassansan]

[shadgandel]

[v8vendetta-deactivated20181217]

THEY CALL IT MASS EFFECT

IT’S THE KING OF THE ASS DEFECTS

WHEN YOU PLAY THE MODELS THEY GO CHICK CHICKY BOOM CHICK CHICKY BOOM CHICK CHICKY BOOM

[morbidfantasy21]

TechnoSkullMonday – sci-fi/horror concept by Wouter Gort

[obviousplant]

Ways to make new friends.

[dicktripwire]

I’m gonna say no to number 9…

[rockfordjones]

gotta say no to number 5 myself....

[dajo42]

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

How the world was saved.

[trashcanland-deactivated2018120]