Blue Fire

[animentality]

[aksarah]

THE JOY IS IN THE DOING

[viralfrog]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[pineappical]

i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[pmamtraveller]

Feelings about AI generated art by Veronika Kozlova

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[chazchaschad]

More is on the way ☝️

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Seeing this just show up on my fyp is wild but I’m happy to see it

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Happy 13 years

[netherworldpost]

;)

[teaboot]

One of my favorite things about Murderbot is how it canonically prefers to wear a helmet whenever possible because it hate s eye contact and frequently loses control of it's facial expressions so I keep imagining it like

[flyingoneloveart]

Thirsty?

She found these "drinks" and insists that one is blue orange and the other is almond surprise.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[teaboot]

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[ooliecat]

tomodachi life living the dream

[flyingoneloveart]

sea sorceress line art with and without shading