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JDHSKXHSK IâM LOSING IT OVER THIS
Well my week has been exciting so far.
I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morningâŚ..
Made it up to the lab today to find this. Itâs probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy âalgaeâ.
June 13th Update.
According to a few colleagues itâs either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So thatâs been helpful.
After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.
It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!
I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.
I was about to say âin a sensible lab people wouldnât waste time with this, theyâd autoclave the bottles and move onâ but on reflection I canât think of a single bio lab Iâve been in that wouldnât immediately go âooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; letâs devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reasonâ.
I need updates tell me about the algae
The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably wonât get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.
So by that time it will have developed what, writing?
God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!
This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.
Can we get an update cause this is crazy
Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!
Oh god oh fuck oh Jesus fuck
Mystery Science Lifeform left alone in lab without supervision is the beginning of like 80% of Sci-fi dystopian movies
Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
Ooooh, because âpathâ and âtoadâ are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!
Pad en pad.
Een paddenpaadje.
A road of toads.
I trode on the toad road
I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box
Iâm not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what Iâm talking about, you see him there, on the end
resolute
thereâs a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and itâs great
this is how everyone on this website acts
no i dont
Posts that be like âIf I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~â are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think itâs gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I canât bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someoneâs a serial killer before i eat them? Yaâll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Donât make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.
Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option
psa
no one fucking tells you this so here it is:
when signing out forms to apply for disability / filling out a form for diagnosis
youâre supposed to fill it out as you on your worst days
like, I filled out forms that said I could do most things usually
like, my doctor added in the conditions like âyeah, they can feed themselves when not stressedâ âthey can do this when not stressedâ
but how I should have filled it out was more like
âsome days I canât feed myselfâ âsome days I canât leave the houseâ
My doctor didnât even know this, but I talked to someone who had worked with people with both developmental and intellectual disabilities for a number of years, and she told me to write down how it is for your bad days
this should be a thing they tell you, but it isnât
part of the reason I didnât get my autism diagnosis as soon as I should have is because I filled out forms wrong!
This also goes for filling out forms for disabled parking rights. Iâve been rejected multiple times for a pass cause I didnât find this out till recently.
Also youâre generally supposed to fill it out as you are without help.
That throws me too. Because the more help I get, the more capable I get. Itâs easy to forget what happens when the help falls away even partially let alone completely.
wait, love ur space knowledge, now i have a moon query. u said earth's moon is proportionally the hugest but isn't charon like half the size of pluto? which i know is technically a dwarf planet but she's very dear to me so what's the deal with that? thank u
yeah Charon really isn't a moon proper because it's not actually orbiting Pluto, they're orbiting each other!
this means that Pluto and Charon are actually a paired system of orbiting bodies and not a standard planet-moon-system at all, and this is a major reason why Pluto was disqualified from being a planet proper in the first place!
this double-orbit is also a major reason why Pluto's orbit around the Sun is just so unbelievably fucked up.
which, again, is another reason why Pluto got kicked off of the Planets table and had to go sit with Planetoids and Dwarf Planets at the kiddy table.
(thanks a lot, Charon.)
uhhh but yeah basically these two idiot rocks are just holding hands and screaming while they cartwheel wildly through the outer solar system and it's pretty hilarious actually
weâve collected the whole set
hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*
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What happened with ranboos discord breaking?
oh anon â allow me to recount some important history. basically back around new years, ranboo did a stream on the smp except at some point his discord glitched out and he thought tubbo had left the call when in reality tubbo was still there. cue the rest of the stream going on with ranboo thinking he was talking by himself with chat, not knowing tubbo could hear everything he was talking about. tubbo and chat basically decided to mess with ranboo, with tubbo talking to chat and chat using ranbooâs donations to talk with tubbo, all the while ranboo being super confused. there are some really sweet moments during it, one with a donation asking for ranbooâs honest opinion of tubbo and ranboo going on to rave about how much he enjoyed hanging out and getting to know him (mind you at this point ranboo hadnât been on the server longer than two months)
all in all it was a really funny and sweet stream and upon viewing it in hindsight, it really comes off as the point where ranboo and tubboâs dynamic started to shift into the friendship they have today :] highly recommend giving the vid or clips a watch.
How do I make my girl wet?
throw a cup of water at her
Oh shit Ben Shapiro went anonymous
screaming because tumblr needs to see this
POV: biblically accurate ranboo has found you
(reblog pls&thx!!!)
Sent this email to my dad and thought more people needed to be âenlightenedâ
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