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Rock on with your cunn on

[animentality]

[akashicrecord]

me: I'm obsessed with big hairy asses. I love them in my face I love them on my meat

hiring manager: not exactly what I meant by what are you passionate about

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[undeadentropy]

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[mxtomituck]

[squeakitties]

[pansyfemme]

ive never seen a saw movie but i like how people talk about them on here. i like how saw starts off every trap with a greeting and a description of what is going on like a subsitute teacher reading the lesson plan out loud. it’s nice. i feel at home

[pansyfemme]

how'd you guys know im autistic

[drusies]

my penis is hacking and coughing and spitting

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

MY PENIS IS HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME

[drusies]

alrigjt its cool that hes got a job and stuff and mine is sickly and weak and you dont really seem to care at all but thats cool good for you. *my dick wheezes and emits a single black smoke ring*

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

MY PENIS IS IN

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[keithstack]

KEYCHAINS

[girlnephew]

[thatbitchsimone]

[rabm]

a butch baby would have one of these on their belt loop

[toonimal]

a butch tyke if you will

[guysonroblox]

[fallingtowers]

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

[fallingtowers]

oh my god yes this counts. what the fuck. this is like the single worst thing you could do to yourself for no reason. this is actual self harm

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Found on twitter and I died

[rednines]

[wildbayou]