always the cowboy never the cow 🇵🇸

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[good-pic]

[weepingwidar]

Noorain Inam (Pakistani, 1998) - The Geography of a Dream (2025)

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[plushiepngs]

[dogpuppy]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[chromaticabrasions]

trying to jack off but the feng shui is waaaaay off

[chromaticabrasions]

i’m facing a window and perpendicular to the door who can masturbate under these conditions…

[frillvelation]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezposts]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful